Gervais School Quotes

#1. If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now?

C.S. Lewis

#2. I have since wandered among men of many races and many religions.

Alfred Russel Wallace

#3. Let the professionals like doctors & engineers teach in schools once a week. Let's make teaching a national movement necessary for Nation building.

Narendra Modi

#4. I don't think one stalker is allowed to call another stalker a stalker.

Debra Anastasia

#5. I considered the British as our natural enemies, and as the only nation on earth who wished us ill from the bottom of their souls. And I am satisfied that were our continent to be swallowed up by the ocean, Great Britain would be in a bonfire from one end to the other.

Thomas Jefferson

#6. A merry companion is as good as a wagon.

John Lyly

#7. Never interrupt when you're winning.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#8. Sometimes I'll flip through a magazine and do a double take when I see myself in it, it's just crazy!

Kimberly Caldwell

#9. Dear Religion, This week I safely dropped a man from space while you shot a child in the head for wanting to go to school. Yours, Science.

Ricky Gervais

#10. If people from their own country are killed, they may express surprise, grief, anger, and sympathy. But if ten thousand people are killed in a distant, far-off land, they will not be the slightest bit affected, particularly if it was their own doing.

Hiroshi Yamamoto

#11. Either I wake up in the Grey Zone,' he whispered, 'and I've forgotten how to breathe, and my feet are so far away I'm not sure I can afford the air fare;

Edward St. Aubyn

#12. What do you want from me, Crank?"
He gritted his teeth, and I saw his Adam's apple bob as he swallowed. "I want to know what you look like with that dress off. I want to take you home with me and tear it off and make love to you until you scream.

Charles Sheehan-Miles

#13. We're trying to get to the bottom of where the picture came from, and we're trying to get to the bottom of what it's of and who it's of.

Anthony Weiner

#14. I was in love with the sound of the slamming door, it sounded the way i felt, like damn you to hell! and i hate what you're doing to me! and Life sucks.

Ellen Wittlinger

#15. There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

Ricky Gervais

#16. I wish I could tell you how lonely I am. How cold and harsh it is here. Everywhere there is conflict and unkindness. I think God has forsaken this place. I believe I have seen hell and it's white, it's snow-white.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#17. I don't really have a 'favorite' person to play with. I like to play with the player that is playing the best, but it doesn't always work out that way.

Paula Creamer