Gerben Karstens Quotes

#1. Hello? I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong. - Author: Darynda Jones

#2. I dunno, maybe you're Goat. - Author: Jack Kerouac

#3. The pure and noble, the graceful and dignified, simplicity of language is nowhere in such perfection as in the Scriptures and Homer. The whole book of Job, with regard both to sublimity of thought and morality, exceeds, beyond all comparison, the most noble parts of Homer. - Author: Alexander Pope

#4. The trouble with having a wired jaw is that you can never tell when you're sleepy. You can't yawn. - Author: Rocky Bridges

#5. It is not that I do not approve. Whatever a man's passion, he must pursue them, unless they offend God. - Author: Karen Essex

#6. Value friendship for what there is in it, not for what can be gotten out of it. - Author: Henry Clay Trumbull

#7. Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with. - Author: Tim Conway

#8. Chapter Twenty-Four: Surprise
Better Title: Oh My God! I Hate Everything About This Book! I Want To Kill It With Rocks! AGH! - Author: Dan Bergstein

#9. This document and scores similar to it were at the foundation of cultural, political and social change throughout the ages. Secret brotherhoods with one credo: to know, to dare, to be silent. - Author: Art Johnson

#10. I don't think I'll ever become used to you Ellis sisters' penchant for whisky."
She waved an idle hand as she surveyed the room. "We're half Scottish. I think there might be a law against us not liking it. - Author: Kristen Callihan

#11. Today is just one of those days the sun comes out to really humiliate you. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk

#12. Human Millipede 6 was the highest-grossing movie of the summer and returned Nicholas Cage to Oscar-winning status. - Author: C.Z. Hazard