Geppi Family Entertainment Quotes

#1. Thus old men are honoured with a particular respect, yet all the rest fare as well as they. Both dinner and supper are begun with some lecture of morality that is read to them; but it is so short that it is not tedious nor uneasy to them to hear it.

Thomas More

#2. Telling a woman that you will be unable to climax unless you are looking at her in a mirror is, in my experience, an excellent way to ensure the only place you will ever see her again is in depressing memories.

Stephen Moles

#3. As I grow older I am unpleasantly impressed by the fact that giving each human being but one life is a bad scheme.

H.L. Mencken

#4. But they were not friends. They were here to keep each other from spinning off alone into the dark matter of the universe.

Carol Anshaw

#5. If you're turned away from one road, there's always another
filled with risk but also adventure. Roads less taken are always the most rewarding ones.

Max Allan Collins

#6. I have sometimes thought that, in order to be a good minister, it was necessary to leave the ministry. The profession is antiquated. In an altered age, we worship in the dead forms of our forefathers.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#7. But be warned, oh seeker of knowledge, of the thicket of opinions and of arguing about words.

Hermann Hesse

#8. I've been booed on stages. I'm a little bit tougher than to walk off a stage because someone says something ugly.

Karl Rove

#9. Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Don Rickles

#10. This isn't going to be good, is it?" Jenna whispered.
"Maybe the special purpose involves us eating brownies?" I suggested. "Or, like, wrangling unicorns? That may actually be possible."
Jenna studied me. "You must be really freaked out.

Rachel Hawkins

#11. I'm a very shy person and I never tried to do theater.

Sophia Loren