George Formby Quotes

#1. Now everybody's got a crazy notion of their own. Some like to mix up with a crowd, some like to be alone. It's no one elses' business as far as I can see, but every time that I go out the people stare at me, with me little ukulele in me hand.

George Formby

#2. You fucked the groom fifteen minutes before he was to say his vows."
"Ah, yeah." I adjust my erection again.
"Then you took the father-in-law."
"Well, I was already naked and you know I recover quickly-"
"Eros!

Candi Kay

#3. Failure does not exist. Once you hit the construction zone road blocks, follow the detour signs to get back to ur original path.

Behdad Sami

#4. There are few situations in life that cannot be resolved promptly, and to the satisfaction of all concerned, by either suicide, a bag of gold, or thrusting a despised antagonist over a precipice on a dark night

Ernest Bramah

#5. God, Love and Romance are harmonious...

Joyce Stewart

#6. side with his head up in the air and his eyes full of laughter walked as strongly and steadily as any boy in Yorkshire - Master Colin.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#7. I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my Dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.

Homer

#8. junkies involved is in rough shape. We need

Dorothy P. O'Neill

#9. It remains to consider what attitude thoughtful men and Christian believers should take respecting them, and how they stand related to beliefs of another order.

Asa Gray

#10. It was a Republican, President Dwight D. Eisenhower, who first protected the Arctic Refuge to balance the oil development at Prudhoe Bay with responsible conservation.

Robert Dold

#11. If he hadn't been so focused on not losing her rather than keeping her.

Tessa Bailey

#12. Photography as a subject is a good one. Its history is only about 150 years ... You only have to know about twenty-five or thirty names and that's it. All you need. In painting there are more than 1,000.

William Wegman

#13. I put 'Ghost' online hoping to make a couple hundred bucks, but then the next day, I took meetings with five different record companies.

Halsey