Top 11 George Carlin Euphemisms Quotes

#1. When little things are so important, it's because there aren't any big ones.

Benedict Freedman

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#2. Whereas today people often understate their age to census takers, studies of past censuses have revealed that they used to overstate it.

Atul Gawande

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#3. If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.

Henry Ford

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#4. Where older religions promised heaven, the church of yoga promises quicker, more practical, earthly gratification, in the form of better heart rates and well-toned arms.

Hanna Rosin

George Carlin Euphemisms Quotes #233078
#5. At night in bed, they talked. He, of the bees. She of the birds. Never of the birds and bees.

LaVyrle Spencer

George Carlin Euphemisms Quotes #277085
#6. I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me.

Suzanne Collins

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#7. Lesson to would-be fame seekers: It's not really a new world when it comes to celebrity. There are no shortcuts. It's still talent, perseverance and hard work. Even the speed and reach of the Net can't create lasting value and income overnight.

Sarah Lacy

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#8. So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Daniel Silva

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#9. The driving force behind doing everything that I've been doing for 11 years as a stand-up is having problems with authority and not liking to be told what to do.

Anthony Jeselnik

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#10. The sweetness and delights of the resting-place are in proportion to the pain endured on the Journey. Only when you suffer the pangs and tribulations of exile will you truly enjoy your homecoming.

Rumi

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#11. Do you still look at each other like you once did, back at the beginning of the story when everything was a question you were too afraid to find the answer to?

Alethea Kontis

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