Geico Funny Commercial Quotes

#1. To know God's name is to know God. - Author: Stanley Hauerwas

#2. It's time to find out what the truth really is that's out there, - Author: John Podesta

#3. Talking about auditions, you never know what anyone else is thinking. - Author: Linda Lavin

#4. There are many wire services where you can publish your news releases. Some of the recommendable ones are Business Wire, Marketwire, PR Newswire and PRWeb. - Author: Ashley Schweigert

#5. When I'm working, it's great. When I'm not working, it's great. - Author: Josh Radnor

#6. I was ready to move up a weight class, but I can still make 140. If I'm back in the ring in the summertime I know I can make 140 with the heat. I've always been disciplined so it's no problem for me. - Author: Danny Garcia

#7. I wanted to make some music with deeper meaning mixed with the fun and cool stuff I've been doing for so long. - Author: Princess Superstar

#8. I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am. - Author: Rachel Vincent

#9. When I'm scrambling between dress and air, there are people I like more than other people. - Author: Lorne Michaels

#10. I think I'm going to cry again. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#11. The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. - Author: Josh Billings

#12. Marketing is a core part of anything you do. - Author: Keith Belling

#13. I want to take it easy, take it slow
To catch a fire and let it go
I wanna give myself to you
So we can live like lovers do - Author: Heather Nova

#14. I love driving fast under streetlights. - Author: John Green

#15. Don't seek God elsewhere. Seek God now, right here, in the routine things that have to be done. Find God in the ordinary circumstances of your life. - Author: Benet Tvedten