Gautreaux Outdoor Quotes

#1. You can't expect a man in a dung heap to smell sweet.

Aravind Adiga

#2. Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger.

Erin Hunter

#3. You are called not to be successful or to meet any of the other counterfeit standards of this world, but to be faithful and to be expended in the cause of serving the risen and returning Christ.

Charles Colson

#4. Death is around the corner for everyone, but always beside a fool.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#5. Housework can kill you if done right.

Erma Bombeck

#6. If 10 percent is good enough for the Lord, it ought to be good enough for Uncle Sam.

Paul Broun

#7. I know God is my vindicator.

Joel Osteen

#8. For me, trying to articulate the world to help people see it in a way they haven't seen it before is hugely important. Sometimes, you have to take something that is completely inexplicable and say, 'Look, here is the beating heart of something you must understand.'

Beeban Kidron

#9. If good people would make their goodness agreeable, and smile instead of frowning in their virtue, how many would they win to the good cause.

James Ussher

#10. Well the planet I've got a chance to visit is Earth, and Earth's principal features are chaos and war. I think I'd be a fool to spend years here and never have a look.

P. J. O'Rourke

#11. I didn't realize how much I loved the game until I couldn't play it.

Mark Teixeira