Gas Fitting Quotes

#1. Hey, er ... " said Zaphod, "what's your name?"
The man looked at them doubtfully.
"I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one? It seems very odd to
give a bundle of vague sensory perceptions a name.

Douglas Adams

#2. Stock runnin' on the plains south of the Platte all the way

Louis L'Amour

#3. The church will not be judged by the number of baptisms or upon the size of its membership, but upon how faithful it has been to teaching the whole counsel of God.

Jeffrey D. Johnson

#4. It is by attempting to reach the top at a single leap that so much misery is caused in the world.

William Cobbett

#5. Until we eliminate the mentality of violence, we will not find the harmony within ourselves we're looking for.

Maya Tiwari

#6. I don't mind telling you in confidence that I am keeping in fairly close touch with that admirable Italian gentleman [Mussolini].

Franklin D. Roosevelt

#7. The only thing worse than finishing second is to be lying on the desert alone with your back broken. Either way, nobody ever finds out about you.

Henry Russell Sanders

#8. You want a favor from me, it's going to involve crown molding or adding extra can lights. I draw the line at amusing your bouche

Lisa Kleypas

#9. Mysticism keeps mankind sane. As long as you have mystery you have health; when you destroy mystery you create morbidity.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#10. Some of us are born rebellious. Like Jean Genet or Arthur Rimbaud, I roam these mean streets like a villain, a vagabond, an outcast, scavenging for the scraps that may perchance plummet off humanity's dirty plates, though often sometimes taking a cab to a restaurant is more convenient.

Patti Smith

#11. I think no one can ever really know another person unless you really pay attention.

Alexandra Bracken

#12. There are compelling reasons to implement a true America First immigration plan, starting with border security. We are a land of immigrants. Immigration, with assimilation, has generally been good for America.

Niger Innis

#13. The bone-breaking thing is something that I put in many narratives.

Guy Maddin

#14. It's easy to be liked by strangers. It's very hard to be loved and connected to the people in your home when you're always bringing them your most exhausted self and resenting the fact that the scraps you're giving them aren't cutting it.

Shauna Niequist

#15. Thinking has become a disease. Disease happens when things get out of balance. For example, there is nothing wrong with cells dividing and multiplying in the body, but when this process continues in disregard of the total organism, cells proliferate and we have disease.

Eckhart Tolle