Gary Owens Quotes

#1. My comedy isn't going to solve problems; I'm not that deep.

Gary Owens

#2. I'm well aware when they fired the starting gun I was halfway down the track, but I still ran as fast as I could for 25 years.

Joss Whedon

#3. The boss is not paying you. They just keep the money for you only. New customers who actually paid

Henry Ford

#4. Films can't change the society; they can simply open the space for the discussion which can lead to social change and can start new forms of social activism.

Joshua Oppenheimer

#5. I don't know whether I'm, like, jumping the gun but it's possible that in the future we may be able to use the information that we can't receive at the moment.

Sean Booth

#6. I'm not a mean comic, I don't want to turn anybody off - I just want to give a point of view or my take on things that everyone can laugh at.

Gary Owens

#7. I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

Lee Ryan

#8. I'm your father's mother's father's mother.' 'Oh, dear! I can't understand that,' said the princess. 'I dare say not. I didn't expect you would. But that's no reason why I shouldn't say it.

George MacDonald

#9. Great minds tend toward banality. It is the noblest effort of individualism. But it implies a sort of modesty, which is so rare that it is scarcely found except in the greatest, or in beggars.

Andre Gide

#10. I always laugh and say, 'Dudes, if I have to choose, I'm a political person first. I would never do another movie again and be completely happy.' I need to say how I feel.

Kathy Najimy

#11. Like I always tell people, I don't pander to any audience, but you have to play to your audience.

Gary Owens

#12. The idea of one's normality is delusional fact of the reality.

J. Limbu

#13. Us? There is no us. You threw us away like yesterday's trash.

Sarah Grimm

#14. Then, when I got in the military, I used to host - even in high school - I hosted the talent shows, and when I was in the military I would host all of our base Christmas parties and stuff.

Gary Owens

#15. Falling in love for the first time, and then the heartbreak of having it end, is difficult, but I don't think it would ever hurt as much as when my mother was killed in the boating accident. I feel a part of my heart has already been broken, and that place is reserved for mother.

Natasha Gregson Wagner