Gary Delaney Quotes

#1. I add that I who speak here am bone of the bone and flesh of the flesh of them that live within the veil.

W.E.B. Du Bois

#2. Only the Holy Spirit can give you the power to not think about yourself, to set you free from yourself.

Francis Chan

#3. I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell.

Gary Delaney

#4. It was like losing an important weight-bearing bone, and I knew I would spend the rest of my life trying to figure out how to walk the streets without it.

Adam Rapp

#5. Billy got off his lounge chair now, went into the bathroom and took a leak. The crowd went wild.

Kurt Vonnegut

#6. The biggest challenge for newspapers has been that the public has far more choices for news, information, and diversion than in the past.

Robert G. Picard

#7. As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog.

Gary Delaney

#8. My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog.

Gary Delaney

#9. Good thing or bad thing must surely come to an end but absoluety nothing last forever

Maryann

#10. If you speak and write in English, or Spanish, or Chinese, or any other language, then only a certain percentage of human beings will get your meaning.
But when you draw a picture everybody can understand it.

Sherman Alexie