Garant Quotes

#1. People kept passing our [ with Robert Ben Garant] script around, and suddenly we had this reputation as screenwriters, which we're not - we're sketch comedy guys.

Thomas Lennon

#2. Blind in the eye, so I see you with my heart

Brother Ali

#3. I liked writing, and I loved movies, obsessively loved movies, but I had never made the leap of thinking I would actually come out here and write stuff.

Robert Ben Garant

#4. No one looks forward to a recount.

Charles B. Rangel

#5. One of the things the BBC does better than anyone is period drama.

David Oyelowo

#6. By innocence I swear, and by my youth,
I have one heart, one bosom, and one truth,
And that no woman has, nor never none
Shall mistress be of it save I alone.

William Shakespeare

#7. Probably your first agent is going to be some guy who also handles dog acts.

Robert Ben Garant

#8. When somebody would come in with a sketch that was not so good, you figured out in a room how to make that sketch work.

Robert Ben Garant

#9. I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh.

Don Rickles

#10. For a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex.

Robert Ben Garant

#11. You know how it is - you start with one tiger, then you get another and another, then a few are born and a few die, and you start to lose track of details like exactly how many tigers you actually have.

The New Yorker

#12. I think sometimes we rush through countries, ticking off the attractions, but that's missing the point.

Mem Fox

#13. An environment of carping and criticism is dangerous to your mental health, whereas those who support and encourage you bring out your true potential and spark your genius.

Willard F. Harley

#14. Not taking criticism of your writing personally is an enormous step towards surviving the studio system.

Robert Ben Garant

#15. You have to be willing to throw [writing] stuff away and replace it.

Robert Ben Garant

#16. little before three. Annelise's mom, as

Lynnette Austin

#17. If you can learn to be incredibly passionate about your work without fighting for it just because it's yours, that's a huge thing.

Robert Ben Garant

#18. The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here.

Robert Ben Garant

#19. He never comes to see us unless he wants something. Find out what it is, tell him "no," and let us be off.

Elizabeth Peters

#20. There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot, every year, but most of them never get produced. It's very easy to make a living and never get anything produced.

Robert Ben Garant