Gabbani Pachidermi Quotes

#1. I wound up auditioning, wound up getting in, and I was off to the races: I was putting in four more years after school to train to be an actor. I was 26 years old, and I still had a locker, for Christ's sake!

Peter Jacobson

#2. I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

Elliott Gould

#3. What I believe is that, by proper effort, we make the future almost anything we want to make it.

Charles Kettering

#4. I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

Dave Attell

#5. Infrastructure is one of the core responsibilities of government and one that cannot be shortchanged by other controversial spending. I believe investment in infrastructure pays dividends for decades and is a wise investment of taxpayer dollars.

Douglas R. Oberhelman

#6. Everybody knows that England is the world of betting men, who are of a higher class than mere gamblers: to bet is in the English temperament.

Jules Verne

#7. Christ, when she used words such as "validity" and "data", Quint wanted to do unspeakably improper things to her.

Joanna Shupe

#8. In the absence of discipline, man must content himself with superficialities and mediocrity.

Matthew Kelly

#9. The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

Bill Veeck