Futurama Zoidberg Quotes

#1. Puzzles are like songs - A good puzzle can give you all the pleasure of being duped that a mystery story can. It has surface innocence, surprise, the revelation of a concealed meaning, and the catharsis of solution.

Stephen Sondheim

#2. Some might call it a tawdry romance, or mommy porn. Samantha, however, found romances very educational. For example, she knew exactly what to do if facing an angry Saxon - swoon in his arms. See? Useful stuff.

Eve Langlais

#3. Corespawn it, Ren, you can't just go around cutting people's hands off!

Peter V. Brett

#4. There is no back label with a story on a beer can.

Ely Callaway Jr.

#5. I don't want to get rich. I just want to play my music for the people.

Eddie Kirkland

#6. If you want your place in the sun you've got put up with a few blisters.

Paul Matthews Van Buren

#7. The lesson of report cards, grades, and tests is that children should not trust themselves or their parents but should instead rely on the evaluation of certified officials. People need to be told what they are worth.

John Taylor Gatto

#8. people need simple, secure, powerful, integrated, and user-friendly ways to create, consume, purchase, share, and manage their content.

Phil Simon

#9. How easily we become distracted by beauty. It's quite sad. If only we could close our eyes and become attracted to what's on the inside," he said flatly.

Scott Hildreth

#10. I write best when I sort of collide myself with another man. So I think, I hope, that a combination of me and Stieg Larsson will create something good.

David Lagercrantz

#11. The private buildings [of Virginia] are very rarely constructed of stone or brick; much the greatest proportion being of scantlingand boards, plastered with lime. It is impossible to devise things more ugly, uncomfortable, and happily more perishable.

Thomas Jefferson