Furtick Sermons Quotes

#1. I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

Don Imus

#2. There was this one lady in Colorado who made us something ceramic, where it could have been either a ring holder or a bowl cleaner. She was just like, "Here you go." And we were both like, "Oh my god! Thank yoooou!"

Ilana Glazer

#3. You're better than no one and no one is better than you.

Bob Dylan

#4. One must, I think, be struck more and more the longer one lives, to find how much in our present society a man's life of each day depends for its solidity and value upon whether he reads during that day, and far more still on what he reads during it.

Matthew Arnold

#5. Lisa, I apologize to you, I was wrong, I take it all back. Always be yourself. If you want to be sad, honey, be sad. We'll ride it out with you. And when you get finished feeling sad, we'll still be there. From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.

Matt Groening

#6. We have the best-trained military in the world.

Kevin McCarthy

#7. Hatred observes with more care than love does.

Mason Cooley

#8. Funny how a crisis can put life into perspective, fine-tune the eye of the heart, like laser surgery. In less than a minute everything comes into a twenty-twenty view.

Rachel Hauck

#9. One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.

Dan Castellaneta

#10. If I don't learn something new every year, I go crazy.

Douglas Coupland

#11. Misfortune is a fact of nature acceptable to women, especially when it falls on other women.

John Steinbeck

#12. Rattle me out of bed early, set me going, give me as short a time as you like to bolt my meals in, and keep me at it. Keep me always at it, and I'll keep you always at it, you keep somebody else always at it. There you are with the Whole Duty of Man in a commercial country.

Charles Dickens

#13. The Olympic Games are the quadrennial celebration of the springtime of humanity.

Pierre De Coubertin

#14. I hate sports. My reaction to the ball is this [kicks soccer ball] Don't kick it back to me. I don't wanna see it again.

Steven Page

#15. Curiosity helps to create emotional distance in which people are able to "just notice" their internal states, without taking immediate action to try to shift these states.

David Emerson