Funnyman Lovitz Quotes

#1. Genius, even, as it is the greatest good, is he greatest harm.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#2. A divine revelation must necessarily be intolerant of contradiction; it must repudiate all improvement in itself, and view with disdain that arising from the progressive intellectual development of man.

John William Draper

#3. The war, the American Civil War of 1861-1865, would never have been possible without the sinister influence of the Jesuits.

Abraham Lincoln

#4. I never wanted to return to the real world. Because the real world sucked. I

Ernest Cline

#5. How much longer are we going to think it necessary to be American before (or in contradistinction to) being cultivated, being enlightened, being humane, and having the same intellectual discipline as other civilized countries?

Edith Wharton

#6. The other classes of which society was composed were, first, freemen, owners of small portions of land, independent, though they sometimes voluntarily became the vassals of their more opulent neighbors, whose power was necessary for their protection.

Thomas Bulfinch

#7. If she allowed herself to give in to the whole sadness of it, she'd never ever be able to operate like a normal person again.

Melina Marchetta

#8. The Lord's people are dear for another's sake. Such is the love which the Father bears to His only begotten, that for His sake He raises His lowly brethren from poverty and banishment, to courtly companionship, noble rank, and royal provision.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#9. Good God, girl!" shouted her uncle. "It was an army of individuals! They walked off their farms and walked to the War!

Harper Lee

#10. O friends, be men; so act that none may feel Ashamed to meet the eyes of other men. Think each one of this children and his wife, His home, his parents, living yet and dead. For them, the absent ones, I supplicate, And bid you rally here, and scorn to fly.

Homer

#11. It's hard for me to generalize about kids and divorce. I think every family's experience is different; some kids are devastated by it, others relieved, and so forth, no matter what generation they're from.

Kate Christensen