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Top 20 Funny You're Fired Quotes

#1. It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the weekend hoping to get the $400 - and get fired. I had to prank whoever they told me to prank. - Author: John Mulaney
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#2. I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold vacuum cleaners. But there was always a voice saying, You should be doing something different. And it was usually my boss and I was being fired. - Author: Ellen DeGeneres
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#3. But I forgot to tell him," I said quietly, opening the door, "that the villain is usually the person who locks up the maiden and throws away the key."
I shrugged. "He was the one who let me out.". - Author: Sarah J. Maas
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#4. My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny. - Author: Julianna Guill
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#5. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. - Author: Steven Wright
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#6. We know that there are children out there whose parents do not take the kind of interest in their upbringing and in their existence that we would wish, but I don't think censorship is ever the solution to any problem, be it societal or be it the kind of information or ideas that you have access to. - Author: Judith Krug
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#7. She jumps on me for sharing pain with the living, but she tries to share it with the dead. - Author: Octavia E. Butler
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#8. I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring. - Author: Noel Coward
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#9. I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. - Author: Wallace Wang
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#10. I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job. - Author: Steven Wright
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#11. I love insults, devastating takedowns, things that could be described by Twitter hacks as 'shots fired,' and funny ad hominem attacks. - Author: Alex Pareene
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#12. It's funny, when you become an actor and you're successful, they don't want to talk about acting any more. 'Hey let's talk about that stuff you were fired from.' - Author: Nicholas Brendon
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#13. He suddenly remembered the tape he had taken from Susan's answering machine, and hoped to God there wasn't anything more important in Gordon's message than ravings about rabbits. - Author: Douglas Adams
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#14. I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell." - Author: Margaret Cho
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#15. But questioning does not mean the end of loving, and loving does not mean the abnegation of intelligence - Author: Winifred Holtby
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#16. Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#17. Above all, we owe it to the children of the world to stop the conflicts and to create new horizons for them. - Author: F. W. De Klerk
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#18. You realize people like you and Trav are going to fight, right?" America said, filing her nails as she chewed the huge wad of gum in her mouth.
I turned over on the bed. "You are officially fired. You are a terrible conscious. - Author: Jamie McGuire
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#19. The building is an old strip club. The sign reads "Fuzzy Holes." That's a funny name for a club. On the sign below the name is reads "We fired the ugly one. Come on in! - Author: Joseph Zuko
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#20. I've fully embraced who I am. I stopped fighting with people and just come to realize, 'This is me. This is all of me.' - Author: Estelle
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