Funny You Are Stupid Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 58 Funny You Are Stupid Quotes

#1. It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid. - Author: Victor Frederick Weisskopf
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#2. Of course drugs were fun. And that's what's so stupid about anti-drug campaigns: they don't admit that. I can't say I feel particularly scarred or lessened by my experimentation with drugs. They've gotten a very bad name. - Author: Anjelica Huston
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#3. All of a sudden Yutaka realized he had created a cloud of dust all around him. Oh no! No! This sucks. This blows more than your mama! Hey, now's not the time to come up with stupid jokes! - Author: Koushun Takami
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#4. We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought. - Author: Bobby Robson
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#5. Finn is God: So much for Earth Day. I totally screwed things up and started celebrating the wrong planet. Now I have to collect all these stupid trademarked dog figurines that I distributed all of the yard. At least it's better than last year's mistake when I had butt statues everywhere. - Author: Jessica Park
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#6. Coloron often pondered how a race, in which the stupid seemed more inclined to breed, had managed to come this far, and why human intelligence persisted - a discussion point in the nature vs nurture debate which had not died in half a millennium. - Author: Neal Asher
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#7. Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. - Author: William J. Clinton
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#8. Stupid male ego. - Author: Tera Lynn Childs
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#9. You know you are a human when a beautiful image appearing on television/computer/smartphone/tab screen appears more alive than a living being.
Basically, we are stupid. - Author: Saurabh Sharma
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#10. I'm just saying stupid, funny things when I'm hanging out on the TV show. When I'm making music I'm in a completely different zone. - Author: Chanel West Coast
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#11. You can drink pickle juice and imitate gorillas and do silly dances and sing stupid songs and wear funny hats and be as imperfect as you please and still be a good person. Good people are hard to find nowadays. And they're a lot more fun than perfect people any day of the week. - Author: Stephen Manes
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#12. Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn't funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, 'What did he say?' - Author: Lewis Black
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#13. Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty."
Gideon Wyeth:"Why?"
Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#14. The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things. - Author: Terry Jones
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#15. I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. - Author: Roland Joffe
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#16. Razor appeared on his shoulder with a buzzing laugh. "Stupid goblins," he crowed, bouncing up and down, making Kierran sigh. "Funny, stupid goblins think master is funny elf. Ha!" He buzzed once more and sat down, grinning like a psychotic piranha. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#17. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! - Author: Leah Broadby
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#18. People don't understand that when I'm on the show I'm totally relaxed, hanging out, having a fun time, watching videos, and being goofy. Sometimes I say stupid comments, just being funny, and people think I'm a dumb person. - Author: Chanel West Coast
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#19. I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge - Author: Kevin Hart
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#20. Sometimes he hated that voice in his brain, the one that slapped him upside the head anytime he got too stupid. Funny, it happened a lot with Sienna. - Author: Nalini Singh
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#21. Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. - Author: Dani Alexander
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#22. Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself - Author: Christina Grimmie
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#23. Soon-Bok Kim closed her eyes, said rapid prayers in castellano, beat the steering wheel, begged God to save her and her stupid husband, said they would become better Christians. - Author: Eric Jerome Dickey
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#24. Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. - Author: Me
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#25. Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!'
'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!'
'QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?! - Author: Jeff Smith
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#26. Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he was.
Where people went wrong was thinking that simple meant the same thing as stupid. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#27. The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Author: Joe Theismann
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#28. The Rusty Ruins were the remains of an old city, a hulking reminder of back when there'd been way too many people, and everyone was incredibly stupid. And ugly. - Author: Scott Westerfeld
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#29. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Author: Hedy Lamarr
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#30. Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
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#31. I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's to be my head on the block, I want to know that it's doing there, and not that it's some stupid things that other people have done. - Author: Hans Fallada
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#32. There's no such thing as too far. If it works it's funny, if it doesn't work it's too far, it's stupid. Really there's no such thing as "too far." You're joining the politically correct when you use words like "too far." You don't want to join the army of politically correct. - Author: Mel Brooks
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#33. I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#34. Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual - Author: Denis Leary
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#35. Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid. - Author: Jim Lehrer
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#36. If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth. - Author: Michael Bassey Johnson
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#37. But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid. - Author: Barack Obama
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#38. You don't have to do this."
"I think I do," Julian said. "I remember making a vow to that affect."
"Whither thou goest, i will go, whatever stupid thing you do, i shall do also'." Emma said. "Was that the vow? - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#39. Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean. - Author: John Waters
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#40. Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. - Author: Alan Bennett
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#41. Is it just me, or do you also think this is unnatural behavior in a female parent? Isn't there a federal law that says mothers are not allowed to laugh at vulnerable male children when they are required to wear stupid clothing to work?
There should be. - Author: Ann Edwards Cannon
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#42. Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - Author: John Wayne
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#43. I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me. - Author: Brian Littrell
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#44. I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's - Author: P.S. Berryman
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#45. A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. - Author: Bill Cosby
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#46. There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it. - Author: Melissa Etheridge
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#47. I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. - Author: Rob Lowe
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#48. Are you shooting webs of stupid at me? - Author: Dave Attell
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#49. Are we going to be stupid?" she whispered.
"Define stupid."
"Anything that involves either one of us exposing our favorite body parts." Or their hearts ...
"I want to hear about your favorite body part," he said. "In great detail. - Author: Jill Shalvis
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#50. 2-in-1 is a stupid term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#51. I feared Sarah was one of those women who instead of laughing said, "That's funny," or instead of smiling said, "That's interesting," or instead of saying, "You are a stupid blithering idiot," said, "Well I think it's a little more complicated than that. - Author: Lorrie Moore
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#52. Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of thing. I love it; I think those movies are so funny. - Author: Jaimie Alexander
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#53. I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal
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#54. Another goal that I have is to learn how to play the ukulele - should be fun - and to stop taking my clothes off for money. But I need money. That is a ridiculous goal. I'm gonna cross that one off. That's stupid. - Author: Kristen Schaal
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#55. Shut up, idiot," he growled.
"Oops," Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. "I feel stupid, now."
Peter shook his head. "That's the understatement of the year. - Author: Rose Wynters
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#56. A lot of comedies are based on the reaction shot. You have one person doing something stupid and one person is generally the straight man, and the laughs generally come on the reaction of the straight man to the funny thing the other person has done. - Author: Richard Ayoade
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#57. Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid we are?!
Kagura: Don't underestimate us! - Author: Hideaki Sorachi
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#58. Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. - Author: Caroline George
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