Top 14 Funny Yoga Pants Quotes

#1. As a parent, the responsible thing to do - if you love your child - is to vaccinate your child.

Melinda Gates

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#2. Journey over, sorrowless, freed in every way, and with all bonds broken - for such a man there is no more distress.

Gautama Buddha

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#3. I play Orange County drums. I love those guys. I've got a four piece kit.

Travis Barker

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#4. An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

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#5. Sometimes it's better to be with the devil u know than the angel u didn't know

Al Pacino

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#6. I think most people treasure the skeletons in their closets. We want them to remain unrevealed for a reason.

Calia Read

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#7. Yoga pants often answer questions I didn't ask.

Tim Heaton

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#8. What makes a treasure a treasure." Marine replied, "is how rare a find it is, when you need it the most.

Jodi Picoult

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#9. Just in the ratio knowledge increases, faith decreases.

Thomas Carlyle

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#10. They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

Bob Dylan

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#11. I haven't don anything wrong. At least, not for a few hours

Jennifer A. Nielsen

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#12. Let's pass more gun control laws and buy metal detectors for every public school in the land - anything but tell kids that life is sacred, because its Creator deems it so.

Don Feder

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#13. In both her sacramental life and in her proclamation of the Word, the Church constitutes a distinctive subject whose memory preserves the seemingly past word and action of Jesus as a present reality.

Pope Benedict XVI

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#14. It is said that God notes each sparrow that falls. And so He does. But the proper closest statement of it that can be made in English is that God cannot avoid noting the sparrow because the Sparrow is God. And when a cat stalks a sparrow both of them are God, carrying out God's thoughts.

Robert A. Heinlein

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