Funny Yes Or No Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 36 Funny Yes Or No Quotes

#1. I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy! - Author: Terry Crews
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#2. The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net. - Author: Russell Howard
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#3. When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not. - Author: Joseph Bologna
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#4. I grew up a really shy kid, but I always surrounded myself with a lot funny people. It depends on the day - if I feel like being quiet, I will be. I'm not a complete goofball, though. - Author: Manny Montana
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#5. I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#6. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. - Author: Tim Vine
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#7. All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in. - Author: Vir Das
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#8. I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl from a burning building and handed her over to her mother.' In comedy, the best thing you can say is, 'I think it's funny.' - Author: Bob Newhart
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#9. You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell. - Author: Jeni Decker
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#10. I was feeling the height of bitchiness. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#11. As an actor myself, the opportunity to sing and dance and be dramatic and be funny - it's really irresistible to actors. You get to show all sides of your talent. - Author: Elizabeth Banks
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#12. Growing up my mother used to tell me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Funny how I always wanted to be me. - Author: Leona Keyoko Pink
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#13. You said she's a senior? Babe we're ALL crazy. - Author: Cecily Von Ziegesar
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#14. The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians. - Author: Maria Semple
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#15. And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up. - Author: Nigella Lawson
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#16. Who is your favorite character in the series? Or ... if that's too hard, why do you like each one and who drives you crazy?
Puck: Well, she likes me best, of course. I'm the handsome, charming one.
Ash: Yes, that's why she gave you your own book. Oh, wait.
Puck: No one asked you, ice-boy. - Author: Julie Kagawa
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#17. Well, you keep your place then, nigger. I could get you strung up on a tree so easy it ain't even funny." Crooks had reduced himself to nothing. There was no personality, no ego - nothing to arouse either like or dislike. He said, "Yes, ma'am," and his voice was toneless. - Author: John Steinbeck
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#18. Dave? This is John."
"What are you-"
Alive?
"-in an ambulance or something?"
"Yes and no. Are you still at the police station?"
"Yeah. We were both-"
"Have I died yet? - Author: David Wong
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#19. The older I get, the faster I was. - Author: Charles Barkley
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#20. She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#21. Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? - Author: Henny Youngman
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#22. Funny, there had been a time when building things was what America did. From massive dams to towering skyscrapers, from mechanized factories to moon rockets, the nation had created, had viewed that as part of the national identity. - Author: Marcus Sakey
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#23. Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. - Author: Steven Wright
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#24. What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over. - Author: Paul Feig
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#25. He can't get broke so long as he is stuffed with money. - Author: L. Frank Baum
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#26. Sam gave Captain Suicide a droll stare. How did you die again? Oh wait, I know this. 'I can take 'em. I don't need to wait for reinforcements. I can do it myself.' How'd that work out for you again? - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#27. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. - Author: Will Rogers
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#28. Sometimes writing is like talking to a stranger who's exactly like yourself in every possible way, only to realize that this stranger is as boring as shit. - Author: Chuck Klosterman
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#29. Sarcasm isn't at all funny when it's the truth - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#30. Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding."
Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. - Author: Tamora Pierce
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#31. It's funny when I hear people complain - particularly about the most fabulous parts of being a designer, like when you're getting ready to work on a show. I don't even know that I'm tired. I could stay up for six days straight! No drugs, no coffee, no nothing. I'm just so excited. - Author: Michael Kors
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#32. I've seen people who are not very likeable but hilarious. I think comedians get to a point where they know they're funny, so they don't care - in the sense that they know what they're doing. They have a skill. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#33. It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon. - Author: Jackie Vernon
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#34. Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. - Author: Ingrid Michaelson
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#35. I see young quarterbacks just coming into the league, and they're throwing screens and layoffs right away. As funny as this might sound, I really learned a lot by going downfield, even in tight coverage. - Author: Peyton Manning
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#36. The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. - Author: Murray Walker
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