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Top 11 Funny Woodstock Quotes

#1. If you aren't a living example of 'the devil quoting scripture.' - Author: Judith McNaught
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#2. If you are interested in improving, think of a draw offer as an offer to remain ignorant of what you would have learned in the remainder of the game. - Author: Dan Heisman
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#3. The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes. - Author: Daniel Tosh
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#4. If the guy in front of you at the polls has arm swords, you might want to considering filling out an absentee ballot. - Author: Jon Stewart
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#5. Development aid is one of the reasons for Africa's problems. If the West were to cancel these payments, normal Africans wouldn't even notice. Only the functionaries would be hard hit. Which is why they maintain that the world would stop turning without this development aid. - Author: James Shikwati
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#6. 1Listen to my prayer, O God, do not ignore my plea; 2hear me and answer me. My thoughts trouble me and I am distraught 3because of what my enemy is saying, because of the threats of the wicked; for they bring down suffering on me and assail me in their anger. - Author: Anonymous
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#7. The end of lower art is to please, the end of average art is to raise the top, the end of superior art is to free. - Author: Fernando Pessoa
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#8. She use to knock me out until her face broke out. - Author: Frank Zappa
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#9. This stuff of a past not worthily lived is also medicine. - Author: Joan Halifax
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#10. I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive. And there's a fantastic brand loyalty. - Author: Warren Buffett
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#11. It's the oasis," said the camel driver.
"Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked.
"Because we have to sleep. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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