Top 13 Funny Woodpecker Sayings

#1. Claudia's the sort of girl who goes through life holding onto the sides.

Alice Thomas Ellis

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #339792
#2. What Soft
Cherubic Creatures
These Gentlewomen are
One would as soon assault a Plush
Or violate a Star

Emily Dickinson

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #345468
#3. I'm involved with a baroque opera company here in Italy. I write some of their booklet material, comments on operas. I also write for some baroque opera festivals because this music is my real passion.

Donna Leon

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #486844
#4. You know you're out of shape when you have a heart attack when you're watching television.

Robert Schimmel

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #658505
#5. What is reality if it isn't how we feel about things?

Matthew Quick

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #760444
#6. What have I to do with plows? I cut another furrow than you see.

Henry David Thoreau

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #828256
#7. Advertising - A judicious mixture of flattery and threats.

Stephen Leacock

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #939410
#8. He was dancing to some music No one else had ever heard He'd speak in unknown languages She would translate every word And then when the world was laughing At his castles in the sky She'd hold him in her body Till he once again could fly.

Harry Chapin

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1291960
#9. During the Japanese invasion, bombs had fallen from the sky and people could run for cover. Now, they exploded in the middle of the road, or in the fields while people were playing soccer.

Mohamed Latiff Mohamed

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1358277
#10. Art, if it is successful, needs no explanation.

Leonard Nimoy

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1473438
#11. Pythias once, scoffing at Demosthenes, said that his arguments smelt of the lamp.

Plutarch

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1757037
#12. Autumn
The passion
Is still flourishing in the branches
Yellow funny and daring red
The sun warms even in the days
Where the fog
Stubbornly in the morning
From a distance
A woodpecker knocks
Impermanence
Is the enemy of beauty

Kristian Goldmund Aumann

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1770361
#13. Being a parent is too complicated and emotional a task for magical techniques and miracle cures.

Ron Taffel

Funny Woodpecker Sayings #1857257

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