Top 16 Funny Wino Quotes

#1. In the anteroom of death.

Paulo Coelho

Funny Wino Quotes #22931
#2. Have you ever wondered why the slang terms for intoxication are so demolition-oriented? Stoned, smashed, hammered. It's because they're talking about the Ego. It's the Ego that gets blasted, waxed, plastered.

Steven Pressfield

Funny Wino Quotes #306495
#3. I had no illusions that my career would be any longer than three years tops.

Linda Evangelista

Funny Wino Quotes #312087
#4. The real offense, as she ultimately perceived, was in having a mind of her own at all.

Henry James

Funny Wino Quotes #332024
#5. Looking back, I have to say that I've been fortunate to work with a lot of great people. Unfortunately, a lot of them are gone. But I look back and, yeah, I have had a really great career!

John Kapelos

Funny Wino Quotes #719011
#6. You could try and go through life without help from others, but you'd live a pretty lonely life and you wouldn't get far.

Chelsea M. Cameron

Funny Wino Quotes #790401
#7. I've spent more than twenty years looking for answers, Roger, and I can tell you only one thing: There aren't any answers, only choices. I've made a number of them myself, and no one can tell me whether they were right or wrong.

Diana Gabaldon

Funny Wino Quotes #1087061
#8. Time doesn't heal anything. It's like drinking. The best it can do is help you forget, if you're lucky.

Paula Stokes

Funny Wino Quotes #1150883
#9. I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Wino Quotes #1302007
#10. Tantrums are a noble and time-tested strategy,she said airily. Particularly if you have a good set of lungs and are facing down a crotchety old priest. I know Stewart; he always bends if you make enough noise.

Brandon Sanderson

Funny Wino Quotes #1320785
#11. If you worship false gods, the ripples bring a little of hell to earth.

Kyle Idleman

Funny Wino Quotes #1406040
#12. There's always going to be some hate on the Internet.

Zach Anner

Funny Wino Quotes #1423952
#13. I would never judge someone's intrigue with the spoils of fame, because I went through that.

Alanis Morissette

Funny Wino Quotes #1533495
#14. Death stings so harshly, no escape and hiding zone from it.

Euginia Herlihy

Funny Wino Quotes #1634742
#15. There were no other eyes in the world like them. In the whole world there was only one being able to unite in itself the universe and the meaning of life for him.

Leo Tolstoy

Funny Wino Quotes #1642503
#16. Characters with no integrity are just as interesting as characters with lots of integrity.

Tommy Lee Jones

Funny Wino Quotes #1869362

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