Funny Wilderness Quotes

#1. It was like hiking into a Hemingway story; everything was sepia-toned and bristling with subtext. - Author: Leslie What

#2. It seemed that, after contact with a few human generations, sand hogs would begin to understand human speech. The irony was that after coming to understand their riders fully, the beasts often ended up abandoning them and heading off into the wilderness. - Author: Neal Asher

#3. When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow - Author: Josh Stern

#4. Like my good friend Eminem the rapper says, you only get one shot. - Author: Shaquille O'Neal

#5. He won't last long, akri. Thanatos is barbecue. And I like my barbecue. Just tell me how you want him, akri, normal recipe or extra crispy. I'm partial to extra crispy myself. They crunch louder when deep-fried. Reminds me, I need some bread crumbs. (Simi) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon

#6. Without friends the world is but a wilderness. - Author: Francis Bacon

#7. Despite their good intentions, today's businesses are missing an opportunity to integrate social responsibility and day-to-day business objectives - to do good and make money simultaneously. - Author: Cindy Gallop

#8. Time always wins; our victories are only delays; but delays are sweet, and a delay can last a whole lifetime. - Author: Rebecca Solnit

#9. The horizon leans forward, offering you space to place new steps of change. - Author: Maya Angelou

#10. Edinburgh is my favourite city. We'll be doing a lot of children's theatre and galleries. - Author: Carol Ann Duffy

#11. When D's cabin caught fire, D was out of the country. Half the town-Christians and drinkers alike-came out to fight the fire and loot the cabin. There were individual piles of loot, and fights over the piles. "That's my pile." "The hell it is, it's mine. - Author: John McPhee