Top 14 Funny Wikipedia Quotes

#1. That's almost cute: Don't forget your ruler on your first day at cult! But where is 'down below'?

Robin Sloan

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #138056
#2. That's the beauty of creativity. It comes from the ether. I like to think, sometimes, it's like I haven't written it, it's more like I just reached up and grabbed it from somewhere. That song, 'Song of the Red Rock Mountain,' is one of them. I recorded it and thought, 'Where did that come from?'

Alvin Lee

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #397755
#3. Dead men hear no tales; posthumous fame is an Irish bull.

Israel Zangwill

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #427463
#4. Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. Narcissus is a loser! He's so weak, he can't bench-press a Kleenex. He's so lame, when you look up lame on Wikipedia, it's got a picture of Narcissus - only the picture's so ugly, no one ever checks it out.

Rick Riordan

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #504142
#5. wishing my hair was longer and straighter, wishing my skin was lighter, wishing I was someone else, asking God to make me beautiful. These are things I beg my daughter not to inherit.

Key Ballah

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #682137
#6. You must have the courage to face what happened today and to live with it in your heart and to use the memory of it to grow and be strong.

Allan Frewin Jones

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #780209
#7. The civil war which has so long prevailed between Spain and the Provinces in South America still continues, without any prospect of its speedy termination.

James Monroe

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #808238
#8. If you start with the mindset that you know nothing, you will learn a lot that nobody knew before.

David Maraniss

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1060765
#9. I don't think of myself as particularly earnest. I have long bouts of cynicism and skepticism. So much of my early life was full of uncertainties. It still is. My "Buddha book" expresses that. Perhaps that's what created this impression of earnestness.

Pankaj Mishra

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1118712
#10. I'd had no particular interest in the Southwest at all as a young girl, and I was completely surprised that the desert stole my heart to the extent it did.

Terri Windling

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1411067
#11. Listening is crucial for any novelist. Stories & ideas abound. We too often talk about ourselves & block out the richness others may offer.

Mark Rubinstein

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1576969
#12. After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

Bill Cosby

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#13. Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies - and it is free, and it is fast.

Nicholson Baker

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1636576
#14. Introduction
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Creative Publishing International

Funny Wikipedia Quotes #1794134

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