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#1. I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes - they don't write me ... And even if you don't think it's funny, you won't think it's boring. You might disagree, but you'll listen. And maybe even laugh as you disagree. - Author: Chris Rock
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#2. Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. - Author: Diana Peterfreund
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#3. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. - Author: Sophia Loren
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#4. My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." - Author: Tim Vine
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#5. It's funny, my agent came up to us and said, "That line, when Nicholas says, 'I'm gonna bust this thing wide open,' what film's that from?" I said, "I think it's from every film." It's just like you get into that kind of mode of generic dialogue, it's fun to do. - Author: Edgar Wright
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#6. I think a lot of people who watch TV don't realize when they're watch TV shows and it says 'produced by' and producer, producer ... there are all these producers. What the hell does a producer do? It's funny how much you have to worry about as a producer. - Author: Demetri Martin
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#7. It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble." - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#8. I think a shot can actually influence a scene in a huge way. For example, comedy is always better in a two-shot. What's between the characters is what's funny. So you learn about these things as you go along. - Author: Emily Blunt
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#9. Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am. - Author: Cher
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#10. The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. - Author: Criss Jami
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#11. Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to do, I enjoyed doing. The funny thing about life is that if you live long enough, I think, you'll get every wish you ever had. It'll all come true. - Author: Morgan Freeman
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#12. Don't talk anybody, don't come near! Can't you see the fish might hear? He thinks I'm playing with a piece of string; He thinks I'm another sort of funny thing, But he doesn't know I'm fishing - He doesn't know I'm fishing. That's what I'm doing - Fishing. - Author: A.A. Milne
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#13. I think comedy is no different now than it was at other points. It takes a long time to get good and know how to distill what makes you funny beyond the realm of standup, which is what I'm trying to do with Teachers Lounge. - Author: Ted Alexandro
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#14. You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to tell Jesus. You Just 'You know what Jesus, I did have a salad, I really Did I- I Didn't know what I was thinking about. - Author: Katt Williams
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#15. I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. - Author: Denis Leary
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#16. I think all the funny people were bullied. When they talk about outlawing bullying, it's like, what? You want no Comedy Central? - Author: Chris Rock
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#17. The idea of surprise is part of what makes something funny, or what gets a reaction. At least when I'm an audience member, after you hear a joke so many times it's not as funny because it loses its surprise or its twist. So I think funny has to do with surprise. - Author: Charlyne Yi
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#18. What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny. - Author: Wayne Knight
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#19. The funny thing was, you see, that Mike Fink didn't think of himself as a murderer. He thought of life as a contest, and dying was what happened to those who came out second best, but it wasn't the same as murder, it was a fair fight. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#20. It's funny how that works. Sometimes not speaking says more than all the words in the world. Sometimes my silence is saying I don't know how to speak to you. I don't know what you're thinking. talk to me. Tell me everything you've ever sad. All the words. Starting from your very first one. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#21. It was funny how you could still know little things about people, like where they kept their tin, even though you didn't know what they were thinking from one week to the next. - Author: Nick Hornby
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#22. It's because you aren't thinking very clearly tonight."
"I know. Being Drunk is weird."
"Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that."
"Like what?"
"Nothing. Never mind. Although I'm dying to know why your shoe is green. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#23. Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms. - Author: MaryJanice Davidson
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#24. At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? - Author: Zach Galifianakis
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#25. Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to? - Author: Joannah Miley
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#26. Chess is a thinking person's game. But you don't have to be smart to know what's funny! Lots of check, mate! - Author: Steve Breen
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#27. If I think of a joke that's really dirty and I think it's funny I'll try it but what I've found over the years is they just don't laugh. It doesn't work coming out of my mouth so it's like they taught me 'don't do that. Don't go that way or you'll lose me.' - Author: Demetri Martin
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#28. Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw? - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#29. So what I tend to do is to think of today as the past. It's funny when you comin in first but you hope that you last.. You just hope that it lasts. - Author: Drake
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#30. I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe. - Author: Kevin Costner
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#31. I am originally from Indiana. I know what most of you are thinking: Indiana - mafia. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#32. I think it would be frustrating to be a match maker. "What do you do?" "I'm a match maker" "Aw, that's really romantic" "No, umm ... I actually ... never mind" - Author: Demetri Martin
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#33. Days ago, when she faced Khione on the Argo II, Piper had started talking without thinking, following her heart no matter what her brain said. Now she did the same thing. She moved in front of the statue and faced the giant, though the rational part of her screamed: RUN, YOU IDIOT! - Author: Rick Riordan
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#34. Listen - life is really going on, right now, around us. Do you see it? Sometimes I lose it but if I sit still and listen, it comes back, and then I think, How funny, this is what being alive is. - Author: Robin Morgan
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#35. It's funny, people ask me, 'What would you consider the most romantic track on your record Mr Caine?' And I say 'Swollen' by Bent, and they say 'I think he's off his rocker!' - Author: Michael Caine
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#36. Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' - Author: Dave Attell
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#37. Kissing on screen is just, funny enough you're just acting so you're distracted by that more than anything. Or at least I am. I'm actually always coming away from those things going like, 'I wonder how I kissed just now.' Because I have no idea! I'm just thinking about what's happening. - Author: Dylan O'Brien
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