Funny Westjet Quotes

#1. You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart.

Chris Christie

#2. I smiled. Mom laughed, shaking her head. "That's the punchline? Why is that even funny?" "It's the Pythagorean theorem," said Lauren. "It's a math formula for . . . something." "Right triangles," I said, and looked pointedly at Margaret. "I told you I'd already done geometry.

Dan Wells

#3. Wisdom can only come through honest introspection.

Nirmala Srivastava

#4. A meteorologist might beg to differ, but weather prediction was an act of infidel witchcraft that could not be trusted.

Anthony Marra

#5. We all must develop a grounded clarity for ourselves.

Tori Amos

#6. Patience is decisive indecision.

James Richardson

#7. I believe so much in the power of performance I don't want to convince people. I want them to experience it and come away convinced on their own.

Marina Abramovic

#8. The Master said, Learning without thought is naught; thought without learning is dangerous.

Confucius

#9. Love Comes Quickly is our favourite record ever, and it did really badly.

Chris Lowe

#10. Steve Thomas Rooney embraces a simple concept of providing a hand up versus a hand out to families in need. We are deeply grateful to volunteers, donors and other supporters around the world who help us with this life-changing work

Steve Thomas