Funny Welcoming Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 10 famous quotes and sayings about funny welcoming to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 10 Funny Welcoming Sayings

#1. Kidding?" He asked; rolling the foreign word over in his mouth like he tasted something sour.
"Yeah, you know. Joking. Ha ha ha." I said. - Author: Micalea Smeltzer
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#2. Neil once told me you had to become a monster so that you didn't become the victim of one instead. I don't care what anyone says. I believe him. - Author: Shirley Marr
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#3. What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me - Author: Ana Claudia Antunes
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#4. Maybe we can comprehend a flower or an insect, but we can never comprehend ourselves. Even less can we expect to comprehend the universe. - Author: Jostein Gaarder
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#5. Impartial, compassionate, brave, and understanding ... these are the traits that come with putting the Noble Eightfold Path into practice. By following this path, anyone can become the kind of leader the Buddha hoped to see - a leader of peace. - Author: Victoria Stoklasa
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#6. Immortality must grant endless patience. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#7. Nothing so consumes a person as meaningless exertion - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#8. Adventure is not in a guidebook and Beauty is not on the map. Seek and ye shall find. - Author: Terry Russell
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#9. But we can't love anything in the right way unless we love God more. - Author: Bob Kauflin
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#10. Animals do feel like us, also joy, love, fear and pain but they cannot grasp the spoken word. It is our obligation to take their part and continue to resist the people who profit by them, who slaughter them and who torture them. - Author: Denis De Rougemont
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