Top 8 Funny Warning Sign Quotes

#1. If you love someone, you should say it often,
You never know when they'll be layin' in a coffin.
Wake up, it's important that you know that
No one on Earth is promised tomorrow.

MC Lyte

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#2. How could she stay so cold when i am so damned hot?

Kelly Oram

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#3. It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

Charles M. Schulz

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#4. It's so interesting that humanity has to be defined by emotional strife or something. I don't buy into that.

Ian MacKaye

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#5. I used to think that having many material things would increase one's stock of happiness. I found that to be completely untrue. The trappings don't make the man at all.

George Harrison

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#6. Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.

Lemony Snicket

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#7. If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.

Lois McMaster Bujold

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#8. Cries for help are frequently inaudible.

Tom Robbins

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