Top 8 Funny Warning Sign Quotes
#1. If you love someone, you should say it often,
You never know when they'll be layin' in a coffin.
Wake up, it's important that you know that
No one on Earth is promised tomorrow.
MC Lyte
#2. How could she stay so cold when i am so damned hot?
Kelly Oram
#3. It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
Charles M. Schulz
#4. It's so interesting that humanity has to be defined by emotional strife or something. I don't buy into that.
Ian MacKaye
#5. I used to think that having many material things would increase one's stock of happiness. I found that to be completely untrue. The trappings don't make the man at all.
George Harrison
#6. Summer seems so cold without you, winter is even colder.
Lemony Snicket
#7. If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
Lois McMaster Bujold
#8. Cries for help are frequently inaudible.
Tom Robbins
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