Funny Warhammer 40k Ork Quotes

#1. Habit maketh no monk, ne wearing of gilt spurs maketh no knight.

Geoffrey Chaucer

#2. I'm tough, but I have a heart.

John Catsimatidis

#3. A human being is never what he is but the self he seeks.

Octavio Paz

#4. Oh, by the way, the plot: it almost slipped my mind. Charlie French bought my mother's pictures cheap and sold them dear to Binkie Behrens, then bought them cheap from Binkie and sold them on to Max Molyneaux. Something like that. Does it matter? Dark deeds, dark deeds. Enough.

John Banville

#5. I threw his framed picture off my balcony just to hear my heart break.

Kimberly Novosel

#6. I have no intention of dying. In fact, it will be the last thing I do!

Milton H. Erickson

#7. War, famine, disease, genocide. Death, in a million different forms, often painful and protracted for the poor individual wretches involved. What god would so arrange the universe to predispose its creations to experience such suffering, or be the cause of it in others?

Ian M Banks

#8. My goodness, you're 60 already, already
Time is a thief
But still, you're only as old as your tongue
And a little bit older than your teeth
Have a wonderful birthday

John Walter Bratton