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Top 27 Funny Walter Quotes

#1. It's kind of funny. When I got my diagnosis - cancer - I said to myself, 'Why me?' And then, the other day, when I got the good news, I said the same thing. - Author: Walter White
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#2. In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without scandal. - Author: Walter Bagehot
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#3. On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. - Author: Walter Moers
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#4. Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. - Author: Jack Black
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#5. It's a funny thing, but today the Titanic is probably much more - that is people are much more aware of it than they were in 1954, when I was doing my research. - Author: Walter Lord
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#6. Here for business or pleasure, Mr. Wheeler?"
"Redemption," Shane says. - Author: Jess Walter
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#7. Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are. - Author: Walter Dean Myers
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#8. It is important for Christians to spend time praying with or in the spirit-that is, praying in tongues. The Bible says, "For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God" - Author: Chris Oyakhilome
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#9. Retroactive management emphasizes the bottom line. - Author: W. Edwards Deming
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#10. Byron clapped Walter on the back. 'Good work,' he said.
Walter shook his head. 'You're the one who clocked her with the Stephen King hardcover. That took some of the wind out of her.'
'Thank heavens he's a wordy man,' said Byron. - Author: Michael Thomas Ford
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#11. I probably would have gone the M.F.A. route except I was a dad at 19, and it made more sense to go to work for a newspaper and support a kid that way. But the funny thing is, that detour became the most important step in my developing as a novelist. - Author: Jess Walter
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#12. What happened was very sad. Mr. Lacey told the staff that he was disappointed and appalled that the front of the book was all commentary and that he wanted hard news. - Author: Sydney Schanberg
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#13. When I read a script, I have to see the funny, and if I can see it's funny, it helps me to be able to transmit that. - Author: Jessica Walter
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#14. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity. - Author: Jeff Dunham
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#15. I've done a lot of shows that didn't do well. You have to go in with a 50-50 take on it. If it goes well, fantastic. Hope for the best and plan for the worst. - Author: Amanda Righetti
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#16. Rumo!" said Rumo.
"That's right!" Smyke exclaimed. "You Rumo, me Smyke."
"You Rumo, me Smyke." Rumo repeated eagerly.
"No, no." Smyke chuckled. - Author: Walter Moers
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#17. I love humor in writing, so I've written to the thing that's funny, there's the joke, but then I just kept going. I started thinking about all the bikes I've had stolen, and that got me thinking about crime, and that got me thinking about the city I'm in. - Author: Jess Walter
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#18. No-one knows your mind better than you do. - Author: Rusty Blackwood
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#19. If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious. - Author: Walter Moers
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#20. Writing about something specific, in my mind, was overwhelming, so I wrote about art because I love art and I know I can say a couple of funny things about art. - Author: Walter Martin
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#21. I'm not desperate anymore or feeling weird about myself because I'm not working in this business. I'm older and wiser, and there's a lot more to life. - Author: Melanie Griffith
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#22. Just know that the achievement of anything grand takes consistent effort year after year. Motivation can uphold you intermittently, but it has too few calories to sustain a life. - Author: Chris Matakas
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#23. Literary dementia seems dated now, but there was a time when a month in the funny farm was as de rigueur for budding writers as an M.F.A. is now. To be sent away was a badge of honor; to undergo electroshock, a glorious martyrdom. - Author: Walter Kirn
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#24. When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. - Author: Walter Lippmann
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#25. I didn't say a word. I just stared at him. I figured I didn't owe him an answer, and I was too proud to even talk. I didn't want to tell him a damn thing about me. - Author: Jaye Murray
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#26. I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. - Author: Walter Matthau
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#27. Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I'm afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don't think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success. - Author: Walter Cronkite
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