Top 21 Funny Wake Up Morning Quotes

#1. I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think 'Oh my God, I'm James Blunt, what have I done?'

Bill Bailey

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#2. The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.

Vance Bourjaily

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#3. Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.

William H. Macy

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#4. It is others' opinion about you that creates the ego.

Osho

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#5. Faith is a spirit. It is an attitude. It is confidence in the heart.

Phil Pringle

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#6. I don't even like horror movies. The world has enough real monsters without creating fictional monsters.

Lisa Renee Jones

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#7. You can't ever get too much of Paris.

Vicki Lesage

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#8. People always ask me, Do you ever think you'll wake up one morning and not be funny? That thought would never occur to me
it's an odd thought and not realistic. Because funny and me are not separate. We're one.

Woody Allen

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#9. Baltimore always seems like the kind of city you either leaving or just returning to. Ain't no kinda place to hang your hat. Even as a kid I dreamed of getting out.

Esi Edugyan

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#10. You take yourself to a place where you've got absolutely nothing left and then you find out you have to push yourself one more step. That's a tough place to be in.

Bryan Clay

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#11. As long as you've got slightly more perception than the average wrapped loaf, you could invent something,

Trevor Baylis

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#12. It is amazing how much more amazing sleep is in the morning. You wake up and you're like, "I stayed up to do what?! Watch Growing Pains? What was I thinking!?" But at night you're like, "La La La La La, Hey! Growing Pains, awesome! And I've seen this episode. That Kirk Cameron's always in trouble."

Jim Gaffigan

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#13. Me, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.

Ambrose Bierce

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#14. I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

Tony Stewart

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#15. The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't?

A. Antares

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#16. You aren't in true partnership with him until you give Him what He will never take from you - your will.

Toni Sorenson

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#17. You are Americans. You love this country. Together we are entrusted with the principles that represent mankind's greatest political and social achievement.

Paul Tsongas

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#18. I can't play a slave.

Dorothy Dandridge

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#19. People are frustrated. They're fed up. They don't think the government is working for them.

John Kasich

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#20. The funny thin is, you say it like it's so unusual that you've only done it once. But I bet a whole lot of people go through their lives without ever telling the truth, not really. And they wake up in the same body and the same life every singe morning.

David Levithan

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#21. I've often heard it said that there's a consensus of thousands of scientists on the global warming issue and that humans are causing a catastrophic change to the climate system. Well I am one scientist, and there are many that simply think that is not true.

John Christy

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