Top 8 Funny Waffle Quotes

#1. You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Lauren Myracle

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#2. I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#3. The Bible is not religion, nor are the Vedas. The Torah is not religion, nor is the Quran, or any other scripture on earth.

Abhijit Naskar

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#4. Consciousness, unprovable by scientific standards, is forever, then, the impossible phantom in the predictable biologic machine, and your every thought a genuine supernatural event. Your every thought is a ghost, dancing.

Alan Moore

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#5. On second thought, this might not be spurious. Computer science doctorates vs. Comic book sales

Tyler Vigen

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#6. about the biting white ants that moved in menacing ribbons over the plains, or the vipers or the sun, which sometimes pulsed so brightly it seemed to want to flatten you or eat you alive.

Paula McLain

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#7. I think the majority of the Liberian people want peace.

Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

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#8. The greatest Church Fathers, for instance, took it for granted that the creation narratives of Genesis could not be treated literally,

David Bentley Hart

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