Top 20 Funny Vow Quotes

#1. Only by God?s grace have I made it to see today and only by God?s grace will I ever see tomorrow.

Jesse Owens

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#2. An uninhibited, Chuck Berry devotee but experimented with and broke a lot of ground on feedback techniques and solid variations in tonal and dissonant utilizations. I'm one of the best guitarists in the world, and I play with great emotion.

Ted Nugent

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#3. As my awareness increases, my control over my own being increases.

William Schutz

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#4. You don't have to do this."
"I think I do," Julian said. "I remember making a vow to that affect."
"Whither thou goest, i will go, whatever stupid thing you do, i shall do also'." Emma said. "Was that the vow?

Cassandra Clare

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#5. As she walked, trying to find a hotel--any hotel--she was offered at least ten different ways of getting high, four or five ways of getting laid, and at least one way of getting even.

S. Andrew Swann

Funny Vow Quotes #519249
#6. Heaven is not a place far away from where you are, rather it is a state of energy in which you can live every day.

Sarina Baptista

Funny Vow Quotes #729652
#7. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.

Bianca Giovanni

Funny Vow Quotes #786170
#8. Am I right in saying that the locust of this problem is simply that judges in America are half political animals and half oracular demigods?

Dahlia Lithwick

Funny Vow Quotes #927966
#9. You have always been deciding the truth of your life. It is how you decide to feel about it. There is no need to try to work out what something means. You decide what it means.

Melanie

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#10. What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.

Cassandra Rose Clarke

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#11. Some people simply bury their heads in the sand and refuse to think about the sorrow of the world, but this is an unwise course, because, if we are entirely unprepared, the tragedy of life can be devastating.

Karen Armstrong

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#12. I vow to pick up my socks."
"Can I get that in writing?

Cassie Mae

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#13. My worst hair experience was when I was trying to relax my hair and my grandmother did it. It went all straight and I looked like a black Bee Gee.

Jamie Foxx

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#14. First fill your heart with an abundance of love. Then let the light of your love enlighten the whole world.

Debasish Mridha

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#15. Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites!

Manasa Rao

Funny Vow Quotes #1632466
#16. Imagine the American people united for the first time in a movement for fundamental change. Imagine society's power taken away from the giant corporations, the military, and the politicians who answer to corporate and military interests. We

Howard Zinn

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#17. The Republican establishment may in fact be so desirous of getting rid of the Tea Party as its base, they may be willing to lose some elections in order to get rid of their base and put up a new base.

Rush Limbaugh

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#18. You're okay, sweetheart. You're okay. Just hold on, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

Nicole Jacquelyn

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#19. It is quite possible that societies - much like individuals - collectively repress information, concepts, and ideas which would produce high anxiety levels if dealt with consciously.

Wilson Bryan Key

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#20. Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.

Richard Dawkins

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