Top 10 Funny Volkswagen Sayings

#1. Never mind, never mind, let's get to the part where we smite the unrighteous. I've brought my most alarming teeth!

Nick Harkaway

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #166902
#2. The effect of sincerity is to give one's work the character of a protest. The painter, being concerned only with conveying his impression, simply seeks to be himself and no one else.

Claude Monet

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #252203
#3. Only those who are aware of the truth find that life is enjoyable.

Sunday Adelaja

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #334642
#4. Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Adam Rex

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #583807
#5. I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

Margaret Cho

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #797050
#6. I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.

Tim Vine

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #1539531
#7. I would like to have Brooklyn christened but I'm not sure which religion yet.

David Beckham

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#8. The more reliant you are on others, the less reliant you are on yourself.

Frank Sonnenberg

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #1604412
#9. Faith is receiving a blessing before you have seen it.
Wisdom is taking care of the blessing once you have received it.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #1771117
#10. Faith in God engenders a love for the Sabbath; faith in the Sabbath engenders a love for God. A sacred Sabbath truly is a delight.

Russell M. Nelson

Funny Volkswagen Sayings #1823789

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