Funny Vet Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 8 Funny Vet Quotes

#1. The man who, for party, forsakes righteousness, goes down; and the armed battalions of God march over him. - Author: Wendell Phillips
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#2. Life is large. We cannot possibly grasp the whole of it in the few years that we have to live. What is vital? What is essential? What may we profitably let go? - Author: Anna Robertson Brown Lindsay
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#3. I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it. - Author: Chic Murray
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#4. I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff. - Author: Frankie Boyle
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#5. I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever. - Author: Crystal Woods
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#6. In the 1950s, the average person saw science as something that solved problems. With the advent of nuclear weapons and pollution, the idealistic aura around scientific research has been replaced by cynicism. - Author: Sheldon Lee Glashow
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#7. Everywhere I looked life seemed to be full of problems and they were just going to go on and on. It was never going to get any better. - Author: Paul Gascoigne
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#8. Rachel would call the vet this morning, they would get Church fixed, and that would put this whole nonsense of Pet Semataries(it was funny how that misspelling got into your head and began to seem right) and death fears behind them. - Author: Stephen King
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