Funny Unreliable Quotes

#1. And as we leave Donne and Walton on the shores of Metahemeralism, we wave a fond farewell to those famous chums of yore.

Donna Tartt

#2. One of the fun things about unreliable narrators is they can be funny. You can admire things about them and laugh with them.

Hanya Yanagihara

#3. I love the idea that if you build something with enough depth and texture, you can watch it again and again and see new things every time, and that's very important.

James Bobin

#4. I want to find a way of speaking to fellow human beings that will be cool rather than heated, philosophical rather than polemical, that will bring enlightenment rather than seeking to divide us into the righteous and the sinners, the saved and the damned, the sheep and the goats.

J.M. Coetzee

#5. He wanted to be where no one would know who he was. He wanted to escape from himself.

Oscar Wilde

#6. The biggest industry hoax is that the United States can't move to renewable energy now. It's a lie.

Mark Ruffalo

#7. Imagine trying to live without air.
Now imagine something worse.

Amy Reed

#8. Things are opaque to us, and we are opaque to ourselves.

Jacques Maritain

#9. The loss of love is a terrible thing; They lie who say that death is worse.

Countee Cullen

#10. Raising children with an emphasis on intrinsic rewards is not a technique, a method or a trick to get them to do what the parent wants them to by subtler means, but a way of life, a way of living with children with real respect for their intelligence and for their being.

Mamie Van Doren

#11. I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.

Edward De Bono

#12. When sometimes, behind his back, they called him a tyrant, he merely smiled and uttered this profound observation: If some day I turn liberal, they will say I have let them down.

Emile Zola

#13. There are people who love those who agree with them and admire them, but have no time for those who oppose and dislike them. A Christian's love must be universal!

Jonathan Edwards

#14. It should be clear to everyone that the nation's steadfast policy should afford every American of working age a realistic opportunity to acquire the ownership and control of some meaningful form of property in a growing national economy.

Ronald Reagan

#15. Sometimes I write notes that I have difficulty singing.

Elvis Costello