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Top 27 Funny Unlikely Quotes

#1. Comedy is the slave of time. What seemed funny then is unlikely to seem funny now, just as what strikes us as funny now would not have seemed funny then. - Author: Craig Brown
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#2. Tomorrow never happens. It's all the same fucking day, man. - Author: Janis Joplin
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#3. You're so calm and quiet, you never say. But there are things inside you. I see them sometimes, hiding in your eyes. - Author: Tracy Chevalier
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#4. Morgan," he says, his voice quiet as he whispers my name. My name. "Open your eyes, baby. - Author: J.M. Darhower
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#5. Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#6. Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. - Author: P. J. O'Rourke
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#7. My mother would take the Band-Aid off, clean the wound, and say, "Things that are covered don't heal well." Mother was right. Things that are covered do not heal well. - Author: T.D. Jakes
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#8. How funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#9. The Zionist Tulsa Jew who's pugnacious is a reality. I grew up around it. And I think it's really, really funny and surprising and unlikely. - Author: Edward Norton
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#10. Voice isn't fixed or unmalleable, it adapts to the characters you are creating and the story being told. I suppose in some way that's true in life - a little flexibility goes a long way. - Author: Ayana Mathis
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#11. 'White Collar' is a show about the unlikely pairing of an FBI agent and an ex-con solving smart, glamorous, interesting and provocative crimes in a sometimes very funny way. - Author: Tim DeKay
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#12. One day there will be a telephone in every major city in the USA - Author: Alexander Graham Bell
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#13. The Earth was formed whole and continuous in the Universe, without lines. - Author: Donella H. Meadows
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#14. He asked what she was in for and complimented the find workmanship of her metal extremities, but she ignored him, making him briefly question if he'd been separated from the female population for so long that he could be losing his charm.
But that seemed unlikely. - Author: Marissa Meyer
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#15. Between what you thought you wanted and what you wanted? Why did people have to be such a danger to themselves? She had had reasons for her choices. Good - Author: Leah Stewart
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#16. He woke with Max's arms wrapped around his torso and Max's genitals soft against his ass. And for the first time in days he wasn't aware of wanting anything but breakfast. Breakfast and Max. Not necessarily in that order. - Author: Josh Lanyon
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#17. Unlikely things to see in a Valentine's card - "I may be dyslexic but that doesn't mean I don't vole you." - Author: Russell Howard
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#18. You're unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things. - Author: Richard P. Feynman
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#19. I can't but say it is an awkward sight To see one's native land receding through The growing waters; it unmans one quite, Especially when life is rather new. - Author: Lord Byron
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#20. As Gary walks down the hallway, I think of how funny it is that the most unlikely person sometimes becomes your ally. And how a blond girl can make you think futures are something to look forward to. - Author: Simone Elkeles
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#21. Until suitable alternatives are found, this vital work should continue so that hundreds of millions more lives can be saved in the future - Author: Caroline Flint
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#22. Now get in the cartoonishly evil vehicle and drive! - Author: Mandy Patinkin
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#23. So that ideas of sort of relaxed symmetry have been something for years that I have been concerned with because I think that symmetry is a neutral shape as opposed to a form of design. - Author: Robert Rauschenberg
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#24. When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely" ... It's a basic skill isn't it ... - Author: Tim Vine
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#25. Sarah, honey, I hardly think kidnappers are going to take the time to buy a memento of their stay. I could be wrong, but it seems rather unlikely. - Author: Christine Feehan
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#26. Culture changes, fashions change, customs change. Great music is immortal. - Author: Michael Jackson
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#27. Now God, who has made us, knows what we are and that our happiness lies in Him. - Author: C.S. Lewis
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