Funny Undateables Quotes

#1. Almost all political campaigns involve falsity and playacting.

Rich Lowry

#2. Words are the light and sound of our existence, the heat lightning by which the night is illuminated.

Dan Simmons

#3. The newspaper journalists like to believe the worst; they can sell more papers that way, as one of them told me himself; for even upstanding and respectable people dearly love to read ill of others.

Margaret Atwood

#4. Punk is just like any other sub culture or music. Straight rock music has those elements. I grew up in a place where the punk rock kids fed the homeless in the town square.

Justin Sane

#5. I'm meant to love you, no matter how you act, no matter what you do? I couldn't respect myself if I felt that way.

Gabrielle Zevin

#6. Everyone wants to see someone shoot someone in the head.

Oliver Jackson-Cohen

#7. Happy families do have certain things in common. Today we finally have the knowledge to know what those things are.

Bruce Feiler

#8. Anyone who wants to be a writer should, if given the opportunity, hang out with "real writers," that is, poets or writers who are lions in literature, semi-lions, or published authors.

Kirby Wright

#9. No matter what storm you face, you need to know God loves you. He has not abandoned you.

Franklin Graham

#10. Sometimes you don't even have to have sex at all, and for that kind of sicko, you charge double.

Sara Sheridan

#11. We study biology, physics, movements of glaciers ... Where are the classes on envy, feeling wronged, despair, bitterness ...

Alain De Botton

#12. I don't believe in the afterlife, so I do think when somebody passes, it's worthy of note.

Harvey Fierstein

#13. the history; that was the glory of Miss

Jane Austen

#14. Strangers have crossed the sound, but not the sound of the dark oarsmen Or the golden-haired sons of kings, Strangers whose thought is not formed to the cadence of waves, Rhythm of the sickle, oar and milking pail

Kathleen Raine