Top 14 Funny Uncle Joe Quotes

#1. He who has imagination without learning has wings but no feet.

Joseph Joubert

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#2. We learned at an early age that it was men's interpretation of our religion that restricted women's opportunities, not our religion itself. Islam in fact had been quite progressive toward women from its inception ...

Benazir Bhutto

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #70210
#3. If you say merit does not matter but miracles or favor matters, you are equally destroying yourself and nation.

Sunday Adelaja

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#4. Holy Prophet PBUH promulgated a justice system regardless of status of people, yet in Pak the powerful easily escapes.

Imran Khan

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #164702
#5. I don't get it. Why are many people drawn to someone who's hurt them? Maybe it's an ego thing- being hurt sucks, and you think you can erase that hurt by going back to the person who caused it. Then it will be like it never happened in the first place. Only problem is that it did happen.

Allison Van Diepen

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #245750
#6. Just because a behavior is prevalent doesn't make it right.

Erica Vetsch

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #308461
#7. Because that's what the right partner did: they helped you find your better self, especially when you couldn't clear out the cobwebs on your own to find the way.

Heidi Cullinan

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #571027
#8. So where do you go? Back to the bottle And back to a tiny room somewhere. And wait. And wait, and wait. That's all.

Charles Bukowski

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #888581
#9. I feel that I learned far more from my students than I could possibly have taught them.

Arno Penzias

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #895497
#10. I shall be considered completely beyond the pale if I am dashed upon the rocks. Aunt will be so uncomfortable. Most inconsiderate of me.

Cindy Anstey

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #932276
#11. Canada is the linchpin of the English-speakin g world

Winston Churchill

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #1123151
#12. The sun will set and the sun will rise, and it will shine upon us tomorrow in our grief and our gratitude, and we will continue to live with purpose, memory, passion, and love.

Brent Schlender

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #1267362
#13. I'm not a technology person.

Cote De Pablo

Funny Uncle Joe Quotes #1774804
#14. Should - a word of anguish rather than consolation.

Gena Showalter

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