Top 12 Funny Tyrion Lannister Quotes

#1. Fascistic leaders are aggressively macho and chauvinistic. They are xenophobic about people who they portray as outsiders or some sort of threat to the nation or as weaklings they can denounce.

Rachel Maddow

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#2. You hit .350 you're a leader. You hit .250 and you're not.

Mickey Mantle

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#3. The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers, and lovers of all kinds.

Dalai Lama

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#4. It matters not how simple the food - a chop, steak or a plain boiled or roast joint, but let it be of good quality and properly cooked, and everyone who partakes of it will enjoy it.

Alexis Soyer

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#5. Coconut oil is the healthiest oil on earth,

Bruce Fife

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#6. I pray to start my day and finish it in prayer.

Tim Tebow

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#7. What did he say?" Hazel asked.
"With the cussing removed? He said he can get us to the top," Percy replied.

Rick Riordan

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#8. I gotta say, by the way our day is going I really don't want to go inside."
Sam says as he turns off the ignition anyway.
"Dammit."
He opens the door and slams it behind him.

Amy Lunderman

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#9. The self-edited author is as foolish as the self-medicated patient.

Guy Kawasaki

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#10. Did you ever read my words, or did you merely finger through them for quotations which you thought might valuably support an already conceived idea concerning some old and distorted connection between us?

Audre Lorde

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#11. There's no shortage of attention junkies with large breasts in Hollywood but only Michael Moore's are real.

Argus Hamilton

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#12. Those people that you know for a long time and that you love, they're the easiest to talk to.

Michael McKean

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