Top 23 Funny Twins Sayings

#1. "The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned ... "

Charles Dickens

Funny Twins Sayings #9747
#2. Thanks to the people that walked in to my life and made it better. And thanks to the ones who walked out and made it amazing

Ziad K. Abdelnour

Funny Twins Sayings #47316
#3. When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.

Steven Wright

Funny Twins Sayings #70376
#4. I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!

Zach Galifianakis

Funny Twins Sayings #78417
#5. I call my balls the bush twins.

Zach Galifianakis

Funny Twins Sayings #80800
#6. With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Karl Pilkington

Funny Twins Sayings #100588
#7. Wow, we're identical!

J.K. Rowling

Funny Twins Sayings #347438
#8. An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.

Frank Carson

Funny Twins Sayings #379631
#9. One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.

J.K. Rowling

Funny Twins Sayings #578198
#10. I wrote
Your Name
in My Heart
and
Forever
it will Stay.

Rumi

Funny Twins Sayings #639642
#11. If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Homer

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#12. Individuals are told to reduce our "carbon footprint," and we should. But how many years of riding a bike to work would it take me to offset one F-15 flying for an hour?

Bruce E. Johansen

Funny Twins Sayings #1015740
#13. Crap. I thought that picture was you.' He pointed.
'That's not me. That's my mother,' Mal said with a sigh.
'Woah, you really do look like her, you know,' Jay said.
'You two could be twins,' Evie agreed.
'That, my friends, is called genetics,' Carlos said with a smile.

Melissa De La Cruz

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#14. Taking delight in the journey takes confidence. It pushes the envelope of design.

Seth Godin

Funny Twins Sayings #1073723
#15. But lying in bed just before going to sleep is the worst time for organized thinking; it is the best time for free thinking. Ideas drift like clouds in an undecided breeze, taking first this direction and then that.

E.L. Konigsburg

Funny Twins Sayings #1077218
#16. Was already different because I was a twin. Funny how you can say that: I am a twin. Not I am one of twins, but I actually am A Twin. Like there's two of me all the time, this other one right here beside me whether you can see him or not. Or as if you're saying, I'm a Half.

Niall Williams

Funny Twins Sayings #1118080
#17. To feel beauty is a better thing than to understand how we come to feel it. To have imagination and taste, to love the best, to be carried by the contemplation of nature to a vivid faith in the ideal, all this is more, a great deal more, than any science can hope to be.

George Santayana

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#18. Sire," Oliver said as he helped Petunia to her feet, "I'd like to marry Petunia.
"Of course you would," retorted the King Gregor. "But not right now! we just got those two taken care of." He pointed to the twins who were still trying to play Christian's odd game. "And weddings are expensive!

Jessica Day George

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#19. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

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#20. The terrible, diabolic thing with this disease is that you are always looking behind your shoulder every couple months with the most recent checkup to see whether there is any sign of it, and I thank God to say at this point there is not.

Joe Eszterhas

Funny Twins Sayings #1317068
#21. Moroccan traffic isn't like normal traffic. It's armed combat, a war of wills, in which only the very bravest have a chance to survive.

Tahir Shah

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#22. To die is only to be as we were before we were born; yet no one feels any remorse, or regret, or repugnance, in contemplating this last idea.

William Hazlitt

Funny Twins Sayings #1534561
#23. Just as there is no substitute for original works of art, there is no substitute for the world of direct sensual experience.

Paul Mellon

Funny Twins Sayings #1768837

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