Funny Tweets Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 16 famous quotes and sayings about funny tweets to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 16 Funny Tweets Quotes

#1. No one is materialistic by birth. It the loneliness of that person which makes him, love things that can never love him back. - Author: Srinivas Shenoy
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#2. It is only when you despair of all ordinary means, it is only when you convince it that it must help you or you perish, that the seed of life in you bestirs itself to provide a new resource. - Author: Robert Collier
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#3. I wanted to work; it's not right for a princess of the royal house to be commercial, so Andrew and I decided to make the divorce official so I could go off and get a job. - Author: Sarah Ferguson
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#4. Not only the lonely lonely. - Author: Boris Zubry
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#5. My writing always came out of a very personal place, out of an attempt to stay sane. - Author: Alain De Botton
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#6. For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people really want to read really funny quips about life, parenting, and pop culture, then by all means read Michael Ian Black's tweets. - Author: Michael Showalter
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#7. As usual no one's ever around when you need them. - Author: Tiffanie DeBartolo
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#8. How easy it was to slip through the cracks alongside him. To fall in the very same trap I had committed to free him from. - Author: Jonathan Friesen
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#9. Life only favours those who understand the demand of stretch and give it fully. - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#10. Shakespeare wrote Moby-Dick, using Melville as a Ouija board. - Author: Ray Bradbury
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#11. Growing up as a young black girl in Potomac, Maryland was easy. I had a Rainbow Coalition of friends of all ethnicities, and we would carelessly skip around our elementary school like the powerless version of Captain Planet's Planeteers. - Author: Issa Rae
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#12. Human looks sure on face,
while the earth lost in space. - Author: Toba Beta
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#13. Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart ... and that's saying something! - Author: John Smith
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#14. I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. - Author: Chloe Grace Moretz
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#15. Often I had to explain my reasoning to others. Every time it was exhausting to simplify my logic enough to make it understandable. - Author: Estelle Ryan
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#16. Do they give Pulitzers for tweets yet? - Author: Natasha Leggero
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