Funny Tweet Famous Quotes & Sayings

List of top 28 famous quotes and sayings about funny tweet to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 28 Funny Tweet Sayings

#1. The point of reading is not reading but living. Reading helps you live with greater appreciation, keener insight and heightened emotional awareness. - Author: Steve Leveen
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#2. It's a complete rush to get what you've been hoping for - to get it so full and complete that it fills your senses. - Author: Joan Bauer
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#3. The people who do better and better work are people who are never satisfied. Cezanne would say, 'I think I've accomplished something,' but then he would immediately add, 'But it's not enough. - Author: David Galenson
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#4. Those venerable and feeble persons were always seen by the public in the act of bowing, and were popularly believed, when they had bowed a customer out, still to keep on bowing in the empty office until they bowed another customer in. - Author: Charles Dickens
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#5. I find a lot of writing happens when you're not actually at the computer. So I carry a notebook. - Author: Noah Baumbach
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#6. In the back of my mind, I'm composing a tweet to make this funny somehow. Hashtag #awkwardparentmoments. It would probably trend on Twitter. I want to laugh at this to make the whole situation less real. - Author: Janet Gurtler
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#7. I like to play with tropes. - Author: V.E Schwab
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#8. Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. - Author: Ryan Lilly
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#9. As I'm sure you know by now, most people aren't really very happy. Beyond their surface appearances, the smiles they wear for the rest of the world, most people are soul-sick. - Author: Frederick Lenz
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#10. An Australian swimmer who failed to win a gold medal is blaming her loss on social media. In her defense, it is really hard to tweet when you're swimming. - Author: Conan O'Brien
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#11. It's so funny because if you tweet your lyrics and then you hear it in a song next week, you're like, 'Hey I had that same idea.' I'm very secretive with my music. We have to send emails password protected. Because once that song gets out, you aren't selling that thing. - Author: Ester Dean
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#12. He wanted actually to live inside the dream that captured his eye, to spend his days and nights in a fume of burnished gold. - Author: Mark Helprin
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#13. More importantly, the tweet was funny. Come on, it's funny. - Author: George Takei
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#14. I was going to tweet every three seconds about every thought that went through my mind, and I did that for a few days. It was really fun, and funny to me. - Author: Phil Elvrum
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#15. I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font. - Author: Christine Teigen
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#16. We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. - Author: Sandra Chami Kassis
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#17. It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. - Author: Lance Armstrong
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#18. Be awesome! Be the cause of someone's smile. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#19. Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. - Author: Carla H. Krueger
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#20. A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. - Author: Chic Murray
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#21. This is why I decided to work with Nike, too, because it is even more mass-market than Givenchy and could make entry-price shoes and make people dream to be part of the journey. - Author: Riccardo Tisci
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#22. I was scrolling through my Twitter feed one day, and somebody had tweeted me a picture of Justin Bieber that had been Photoshopped with makeup or something. And I thought it was funny and so I hit retweet - I just retweeted a tweet - and all of a sudden, the remarks were coming in. - Author: Drake Bell
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#23. Far from wife and son am 1, far from land and wealth and other notions of that kind. I am the Witness, the Eternal, the Inner Self. - Author: Guru Nanak
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#24. My first dance ever on 'Dancing With the Stars' was to 'Let's Hear it for the Boy.' - Author: Julianne Hough
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#25. The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. - Author: Andy Borowitz
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#26. To sing in a lower key is harder work. You have to use your diaphragm more. - Author: Eric Clapton
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#27. Your life is a poetry with purpose. - Author: Debasish Mridha
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#28. Twitter has the sustained ability to not get all touchy when I forget to "favorite" and thus had me at the first entirely inappropriate tweet flung my way. - Author: Jennifer Harrison
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