Funny True Life Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 35 Funny True Life Sayings

#1. Every emotion that is in the human mind is there for a positive reason, and they must be used for positive reasons, anger is a positive emotion if it used correctly, so is aggression. God did not put anger and aggression in you just for negative purposes alone. - Author: Amos Wilson
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#2. Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs. - Author: Tia Giacalone
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#3. I raise corn and cattle and soybeans. Soybeans are a good cash crop. - Author: Howlin' Wolf
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#4. I'll be fine. My fear will keep me warm."
She laughed. I think it was the first time I'd heard her laugh, and I looked at her in surprise.
"You're funny," she said.
"Oh yeah, I'm a laughing riot. - Author: Andrew Klavan
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#5. I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. - Author: E.A. Bucchianeri
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#6. Life before toilet paper was not worth living. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#7. I get the feeling humanity would be thrilled to discover life on another planet. So why not rediscover it here and really cherish it. - Author: Tom Althouse
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#8. Life is too short to dance with ugly men - Author: Christina Dodd
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#9. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags. - Author: Fakeer Ishavardas
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#10. Jane's novels are so true to life that even two centuries later they are fresh and funny and, yes, relevant as ever. - Author: Margaret Sullivan
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#11. You have to exercise, or at some point you'll just break down - Author: Barack Obama
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#12. Hey, he's not using a holster," I said, glancing at Alex's on the dresser. He laughed out loud. "Yeah, I guess he must want something shooting off. It'd be so great if these things were true to life - the next scene would show him at hospital like, clutching himself in agony."'Angel - L.A.Weatherly - Author: L.A. Weatherly
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#13. One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves. - Author: Adrian Sandvaer
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#14. Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something. - Author: William Goldman
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#15. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. - Author: Solange Nicole
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#16. It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. - Author: Julie Powell
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#17. Hold on, Nobita-kun, I'll come rescue you. - Author: Fujiko F. Fujio
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#18. Even through my good-looking youth, I wasn't called on for any romantic parts, which is okay. What I was called on to do, I enjoyed doing. The funny thing about life is that if you live long enough, I think, you'll get every wish you ever had. It'll all come true. - Author: Morgan Freeman
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#19. Life's funny. You have to find a way to keep going, to keep laughing, even after you realize that none of your dreams will come true. When you realize that, there's still so much of a life to get through. - Author: Claire Messud
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#20. When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, i bet she will save the ticket for you. - Author: Werley Nortreus
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#21. Watchful are the Gods of all Hands with slaughter stained. The black Furies wait, and when a man Has grown by luck, not justice, great, With sudden overturn of chance They wear him to a shade, and, cast Down to perdition, who shall save him? - Author: Aeschylus
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#22. When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail. - Author: Nenia Campbell
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#23. I felt like a hunted animal, followed constantly, waiting to be killed. - Author: Richard Jewell
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#24. If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. - Author: Carrie Fisher
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#25. All individual thought is dissolved in universal thought, as all form is dissolved in the universal plastic means of Abstract-Real painting. - Author: Piet Mondrian
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#26. Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. - Author: Steven Wright
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#27. LUBOV. I'm quite sure there wasn't anything at all funny. You oughtn't to go and see plays, you ought to go and look at yourself. What a grey life you lead, what a lot you talk unnecessarily. - Author: Anton Chekhov
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#28. I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. - Author: C.D. Reiss
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#29. I walk slow but I never walk back. - Author: Terry W. Sprouse
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#30. To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! - Author: Criss Jami
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#31. Nothing gets us down more than watching violence on television or reading about war and brutality in the newspaper. The truth is, there's a massive reduction in the amount of violence around the world. - Author: Peter Diamandis
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#32. It feels like being a woman now gives you a slight advantage. - Author: Rachel Bloom
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#33. Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. - Author: John Green
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#34. Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. - Author: Zayn Malik
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#35. Well, it's true for every elder sibling, We have this supremely potent weapon "parents " on our side in such matters. In fact, such are the times when our maturity works wonders in hitching parents to our side over these younger siblings. - Author: Parul Wadhwa
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