Funny Trip Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 36 Funny Trip Quotes

#1. There has never been any country at every moment so virtuous and so wise that it has not sometimes needed to be saved from itself. - Author: Havelock Ellis
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#2. If bringing down the wall would require you to fly, you must believe you can fly. Otherwise, when the decisive moment comes, you will surely discover you ahve no wings. - Author: Patrick Carman
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#3. I took my father on a coach trip last summer.We were halfway there when the driver lost control of the coach, it flew down a hill around a bend and crashed through a brick wall. I wasn't hurt but luckily my father had the presence of mind to kick my head in. - Author: Chic Murray
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#4. I'm just an actor who happened to love these [Marvel] comics when I was a kid, and got to rediscover them. - Author: Clark Gregg
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#5. I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect ... The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So ya know where he took me? He took me to my house! - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#6. And I figured you'd drive a four-hour round-trip before giving up your car to someone else - Author: Richelle Mead
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#7. The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#8. I don't often know where my ideas come from. Maybe it's the fact that I'm obsessively regimented in my analysis, borderline autistic. But whether it's bond selection or asset allocation, we can do it better than just about anybody around. - Author: Jeffrey Gundlach
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#9. WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#10. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Author: Caskie Stinnett
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#11. She blinked at me, then realized I was panicking. Honestly, it was like admitting to murder before being interrogated.
"Ms. Davidson," she began, but I decided to trip her up, to throw her off the trail of blood I'd left like an injured animal.
"I don't speak English. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#12. It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. - Author: Ashley Judd
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#13. Try not to trip," she added. "We don't have time for a concussion today."
I groaned. That would be just like me - ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness. - Author: Stephenie Meyer
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#14. Logan changed direction, tugging me after him, his fingers laced with mine, and I was careful where I stepped, not wanting to accidentally trip and fall into someone's lap or take a header down into their food. - Author: Mary Calmes
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#15. Every existence contains its primal trauma, an event dividing life into a before and an after, a trauma so great that even the most furtive memory of it is enough to make an individual freeze in irrational, incurable, animal terror. - Author: Amelie Nothomb
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#16. Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?"
"Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets. - Author: Robin Benway
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#17. I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#18. It's never too late to create! - Author: D.E. Lamont
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#19. Last year we drove across the country ... We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip ... I don't remember what it was ... - Author: Steven Wright
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#20. Debt needs a constant drip of blood, and that blood comes from your gas tank of life: time. And since time is fixed, an increase in indentured time comes from only one source: your free time. - Author: M.J. DeMarco
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#21. Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large don't try to trip you up ... they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do ... if they've loved a story they love to know how it started. - Author: Michael Morpurgo
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#22. The funny thing about life is it moves along without you. Whether you are there or not the earth spins and makes its trek around the sun. You can join the trip or make an exit. - Author: Amy Kinzer
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#23. I can only drive slowly."
"That's all right."
"And I can only do left turns."
Rose ran downstairs, grabbed a road atlas, and ran triumphantly back up again. "Wales is left! Look! It's left all the way! - Author: Hilary McKay
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#24. School is one of the things that children might hire to do the job. But the job is that children need to feel successful - every - Author: Clayton M Christensen
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#25. I love food, and I love drawing it, particularly. - Author: Mini Grey
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#26. They don't see what they're doing. The only thing they see are their intentions. - Author: Amy Neftzger
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#27. Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. - Author: George Carlin
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#28. Usually I give demigods something simple like a shopping trip, singing a funny song, that sort of thing. After all those labors I had to complete for my evil cousin Eurystheus, well...I don't want to be that guy, you know? - Author: Rick Riordan
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#29. We all go through that. Everyone's feeling a little out of sorts. No one knows exactly where he stands. Work is a wonderful way of putting you on your feet again, old boy - Author: Colette
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#30. 29 And now, O Lord, hear their threats, and give us, your servants, great boldness in preaching your word. 30 Stretch out your hand with healing power; may miraculous signs and wonders be done through the name of your holy servant Jesus. - Author: Anonymous
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#31. I strive for nothing if not consistency - Author: Brandon Sanderson
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#32. She moved like water, graceful and soft and lovely. Every part of me wanted to stick out my foot and trip her, just to see her stumble. - Author: Cassandra Rose Clarke
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#33. Justin Hermann is one of the best new voices in short fiction-deep and entertaining as hell, with many funny lines, unexpected turns of events, and great insights. Wonderful stories: each one is a trip! - Author: Josip Novakovich
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#34. We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon. - Author: Daniel Quinn
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#35. Nix had told Emma before she'd left for Europe that on this trip she would 'do that which you were born to do.' Apparently, Emma was born to get kidnapped by a deranged Lykae. Her fate sucked. - Author: Kresley Cole
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#36. If you want to do anything, do it now, without compromise or concession, because you have only one life. - Author: Gao Xingjian
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