Top 13 Funny Tommy Lasorda Quotes

#1. I walk into the clubhouse today and it's like walking into the Mayo Clinic. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. Back when I broke in, we had one trainer who carried a bottle of rubbing alcohol, and by the 7th inning he'd already drunk it.

Tommy Lasorda

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#2. I want to do rock operas.

Corey Feldman

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#3. SF isn't a genre; SF is the matrix in which genres are embedded, and because the SF field is never going in any one direction at any one time, there is hardly a way to cut it off.

Larry Niven

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#4. There can be no rebirth without a dark night of the soul, a total annihilation of all that you believed in and thought that you were.

Hazrat Inayat Khan

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#5. I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.

Dave Mustaine

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#6. I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.

Tommy Lasorda

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#7. A Conformist is a man who declares, "It's true because others believe it" - but an Individualist is NOT a man who declares, "It's true because I believe it."
An Individual declares, "I believe it because I see in reason that it is true.

Ayn Rand

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#8. When I was a teenager, I thought how great it would be if only I could write novels in English. I had the feeling that I would be able to express my emotions so much more directly than if I wrote in Japanese.

Haruki Murakami

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#9. I just knew you wanted to rip my clothes off," he mocked. ~ Jace Tuner

Trisha Wolfe

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#10. The leader sees leadership as responsibility rather than as rank and privilege.

Peter Drucker

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#11. I'm Sam Donovan."
"I know who you are. Mrs. Kulavich told me. I'm Jaine Bright."
"I know. She told me. She even told me how you spell your name."
Now, how on earth had Mrs. Kulavich known that?

Linda Howard

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#12. What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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#13. Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad.

Tommy Lasorda

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