Funny Tombstone Quotes

#1. If our thoughts are stretching across the sea to the landing at home, and the welcome there, we shall not fight with our fellow-passengers about our cabins or places at the table. - Author: Alexander MacLaren

#2. Movies are not the book. Movies are not even the screenplay. They are the movie. - Author: Bruce Joel Rubin

#3. Photography freed painting from a lot of tiresome chores, starting with family portraits. - Author: Pierre-Auguste Renoir

#4. No matter how challenging the ensuing process may become at times, the inner light and love in the human heart always has the power to dispel darkness and ignorance. - Author: William Keepin

#5. There was a man of the cloth - Reverend Shibata of the First Baptist Church - who left urging everyone to forgive and forget. There was a man in a shiny brown suit - fry cook Kanda of Yabu Noodle - who left urging Reverend Shibata to give it a rest. - Author: Julie Otsuka

#6. My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? - Author: Margaret Smith

#7. The passion/hunger of the student brings out the experience/wisdom of the mentor. - Author: Orrin Woodward

#8. It was clearly a lot more difficult in the field than in the office, where you could keep your distance and maintain a calculated composure. Being faced with real people was a far tougher call on one's judgement. - Author: Sara Sheridan

#9. I had this whole Slim Shady concept of being two different people, having two different sides of me. One of them I was trying to let go, and I looked at the mirror and smashed it. That was the whole intro of the Slim Shady EP. Slim Shady was coming to haunt me ... - Author: Eminem

#10. I began to understand the security of the covenant of grace, and to expect to be preserved, not by my own power and holiness, but by the mighty power and promise of God, through faith in an unchangeable Savior. - Author: John Newton

#11. Code is just a list of instructions. There are countries that are teaching it as part of the core curriculum. Having some experience in those early years is very important. - Author: Megan Smith

#12. Well, Alexander thought, any minute now, one of the girls he had carelessly discarded was going to come by the barracks with a gun and blow his brains out and on his tombstone the epitaph would read, Here lies Alexander, who couldn't remember the name of any girl he had fucked. - Author: Paullina Simons

#13. An artist conscientiously moves in a direction which for some good reason he takes, putting one work in front of the other with the hope he'll arrive before death overtakes him. - Author: John Cage

#14. When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. - Author: John Requa

#15. Where do you get your ideas? people ask. Sometimes they're at the bottoms of cups of tea. Sometimes they're lurking in my shower. Sometimes they're waiting patiently in glass cases in museums. - Author: Erin Morgenstern

#16. Kohaku aren't you afraid to die?
No.
Truly, there is neither fear nor hesitation in your eyes. - Author: Rumiko Takahashi

#17. Nothing grieves me so much as that I cannot live constantly to God's glory. - Author: Jonathan Edwards