Funny Tissue Sayings

#1. And if things always stayed the same, Scarlett, what would be the reason for bothering to draw breath?

Alexandra Ripley

#2. When you get to my age, you'll find it's fatally easy to forget to hate all your enemies all the time; and once you've slipped up and not hated one of them, it makes it almost impossibly hard to hate the rest of them.

K.J. Parker

#3. My interest in philosophy began as early as eight years old - I started thinking about those kinds of heavy questions about life and humanity.

Steve Weinstein

#4. Indio started forward and took the big man's hand as naturally as he'd taken his mother's. Come on! Maude's making roast chicken and there'll be gravy and dumplings.

Elizabeth Hoyt

#5. My great-great-grandfather Julius founded the Communist Party in New York.

Armie Hammer

#6. In a perfect world the current laws would not apply.

Ben Marcus

#7. When a fat person goes in the water naked, would it still be called skinny-dipping?

Anthony Liccione

#8. I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.

Stephen Hawking

#9. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again.

Mary Higgins Clark

#10. Os-car." He tsked in mock disappointment. "This little girl kicked your ass?" ~ Kris

Sahara Roberts

#11. All beliefs are equally valid.

Alaric Hutchinson

#12. For him the tragedy of Homo sapiens is that the least fit to survive breed the most.

John Fowles

#13. The problem is not that television presents us with entertaining subject matter but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining, which is another issue altogether. To

Neil Postman

#14. She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

#15. At this point, the analysis of gene expression in the brain isn't prectical because current (and foreseeable)techniques require that we analyze a piece of brain tissue. Most people find that unpleasant.

Matt Ridley

#16. The circumstances of my life are paralyzing.

Georges Bataille

#17. I think the personal satisfaction of doing good in the community and increasing value and holding true to the Hippocratic oath and being able to provide services to those that are in need is very strong moral reason to provide services for the underserved.

Raul Ruiz

#18. I believe that the rising of the proletariat, if it ever comes in this country, will end in a colossal victory for capitalism - that capitalism, as at present and in the past, will play off one mob against another, and pick the pockets of both.

Franklin Foer

#19. Are you having fun playing with those plastic 3-D models of ears, noses and throats? That's kind of like what I do, except instead of cute little plastic models, it's living human tissue, and instead of playing, I'm fucking working, and instead of fun, it's fucking not fun, it's serious.

Colin Nissan

#20. Keeping a consistent band going is a bit like getting the Aston Martin out the garage - you have to run it every now and then!

Colin Salmon