Top 18 Funny Thought Provoking Quotes

#1. Law XIII. THE DELIVERY OF MEDICAL CARE IS TO DO AS MUCH NOTHING AS POSSIBLE

Samuel Shem

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #203515
#2. As he offered to advance, she exclaimed, Remain where thou art, proud Templar, or at thy choice advance!
one foot nearer, and I plunge myself from the precipice; my body shall be crushed out of the very form of humanity upon the stones of that courtyard ere it become the victim of thy brutality!

Walter Scott

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #208546
#3. Can you at least tell us what these Sevens look like?" He said "could we pick one out in a crowd?"
"A long time ago, they used to appear wearing robes and golden girtles," Ivy explained.
"They sound like losers," Xavier muttered.

Alexandra Adornetto

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #297474
#4. She was one of those people who could not say if one note was lower or higher than another. This was no less a disability and misfortune than a clubfoot or a harelip ...

Ian McEwan

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #559384
#5. That industry expects you to prove yourself over and over again. Do I stay doing this, or do I raise my daughter and live surrounded by people who love me? Wasn't even really a choice.

Lisa Bonet

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #617644
#6. Hasn't stopped us before. And besides, if they wanted to kill us, we'd be dead by now and would be having an entirely different conversation. I wonder if I'd still be mad at you, or if we would talk in words or pictures. Maybe in smells. That would be cool. -Janco

Maria V. Snyder

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #677814
#7. An ugly woman in a rich habit set out with jewels nothing can become.

John Dryden

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #715374
#8. The Delorean was an inferior automobile, and nearly impossible for a person of normal size like myself to enter and exit.

Thomas F. Wilson

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #742615
#9. You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

Steven Tyler

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #772387
#10. 221. "Great is the man who has not lost his childlike heart."~

Mencius

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #917293
#11. People were funny about things they couldn't see. If they couldn't see it, it wasn't there. Or at the least, it didn't affect them. But the world didn't work that way, did it? There were things all around that you couldn't see, and these things had power.

Martha Brockenbrough

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1034094
#12. Times have changed. Everyone talks about money and nobody cares about Communism anymore.

Liao Yiwu

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1043404
#13. [After Communism succeeds] ... then, there will come a peace across the earth.

Joseph Stalin

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1099694
#14. NBC's priorities are Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno, and then there's me.

Carson Daly

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1157075
#15. People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1386583
#16. Living life as normally as possible gives you a richer well of experiences to draw from.

Tara Lynne Barr

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1492200
#17. Walking in fellowship with God is better than a thousand marriage books or counseling sessions, as helpful as these resources can be.

Alex Kendrick

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1611827
#18. As long as ratings are directly linked to pay and career opportunities, every employee has this incentive to exploit the system.

Laszlo Bock

Funny Thought Provoking Quotes #1721071

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