Funny Thirty Birthday Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 37 Funny Thirty Birthday Quotes

#1. Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. - Author: Steven Wright
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#2. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. - Author: Will Rogers
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#3. Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#4. Leah watches Natalie stride over to her beautiful kitchen with her beautiful child. Everything behind those French doors is full and meaningful. The gestures, the glances, the conversations that can't be heard. How do you get to be so full? And so full of only meaningful things? - Author: Zadie Smith
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#5. I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' - Author: Larry David
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#6. Act your age, not your shoe size. - Author: Prince
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#7. Our biggest goal is to continue to force ourselves to always start our creative work on a white page and not take advantage of past successes and challenging ourselves. - Author: Guy Laliberte
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#8. I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it. - Author: Eva Gabor
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#9. Congratulations to your mom and dad for birth of a sweet child!

Sorry that I couldn't wish them when you were born. - Author: Hasil Paudyal
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#10. I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual ... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying ... - Author: Craig Ferguson
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#11. On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. - Author: Ralph Kiner
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#12. Son, the phrase is self-contradictory; "sense" is never "common". - Author: Robert A. Heinlein
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#13. It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much." - Author: Frank Carson
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#14. I read hungrily and delightedly, and have realized since that you can't write unless you read. - Author: William Trevor
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#15. Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. - Author: Rodney Dangerfield
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#16. Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all. - Author: Anne Burack Sayre
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#17. Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' - Author: Bob Hope
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#18. The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. - Author: Robert Orben
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#19. If we do not question well then those who follow behind will almost certainly question badly. And if we are not confidently proclaiming the shape of our faith, then our faith will be of little use to those who desperately need it. - Author: Matthew Lee Anderson
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#20. Africans who immigrate to America know how little racism exists there. They suspect it before emigrating from Africa, and they know it after arriving in America. Indeed, America, the Left's depiction of it notwithstanding, is the least racist country in the world. - Author: Dennis Prager
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#21. Sidonie," he said, his voice strangely hoarse. "You are the most - I mean, you are so ... I find you ... ah, devil take it! Never mind!"
"I beg your pardon?"
"Nothing," he growled. "I misspoke. What did you say about oranges? - Author: Liz Carlyle
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#22. But I would encourage anyone who has a crush on my character to watch it again and examine how selfish he is. - Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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#23. What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special" - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#24. Perv - I've gotten upgraded from stalker.' Wasn't he the eternal optimist? - Author: Laura Thalassa
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#25. For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. - Author: Steven Wright
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#26. I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!" - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#27. Any time evil comes into a place it is because someone give it permission. - Author: Elise Forier Edie
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#28. George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people ... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud! - Author: George Lopez
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#29. Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond. - Author: Jim Cramer
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#30. What do normal people do when they're together? - Author: David Wong
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#31. A man who views the world the same ... - Author: Muhammad Ali
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#32. Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. - Author: Andy Borowitz
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#33. She's 80 my nan, what do you want for your birthday? "SHREDDER!! GET ME A SHREDDER!!", what do you want a shredder for? "IDENTITY THEFT!!". - Author: Russell Howard
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#34. Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years. - Author: Oscar Wilde
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#35. God fills the whole universe, and hence there is no room for another god; if, then, He reigns in my heart, there will be no space for another reigning power. - Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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#36. If ye have to ask yourself if you're in love, laddie - then ye aren't, - Author: Diana Gabaldon
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#37. Never give in, never surrender, Never allow despair to overcome your spirit. - Author: Dieter F. Uchtdorf
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